I was gonna tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke...
I decided to abort.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
Dead baby jokes never get old...
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
