Dead baby joke jokes
I was gonna tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke...
I decided to abort.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
Dead baby jokes never get old...
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
Do you have dark humor?
Actually, never mind. I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying... but I decided to abort.
What is worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that? The one at the bottom is still alive.
What is worse still? It has to eat its way out.
What's worse than that? It went back for seconds.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark.
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
One baby in three trashcans.
What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- One dead baby in five garbage cans.