Dead baby joke jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
Dead baby jokes never get old...
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes? They never grow old.
I was gonna tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke...
I decided to abort.
Q: How many aborted babies does it take to paint a house?
A: Depends on how hard you throw them.
How do you know your baby is dead?
It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
What do my baby and dinosaurs have in common? They are both dead.
What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of the pile is still alive.
What's worse than that?
The baby at the bottom of pile is eating its way out.