How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.
What's so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
I was gonna tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke...
I decided to abort.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never grow old.
Dead baby jokes never get old...
