I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood
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Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them.
It took my sole
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