How does Moses make his cup of tea?
He brews it.
Cup Of Tea Jokes
A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea, his eye hurts. The doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink. When he finished, the doctor told him: "From now on, take off the spoon."
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.
A toddler was giving her daddy a tea party.
She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea, her Mom came home. Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!"
Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
