Cup Of Tea jokes

How does Moses make his cup of tea?

He brews it.

A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea, his eye hurts. The doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink. When he finished, the doctor told him: "From now on, take off the spoon."

Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.

I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea.

A toddler was giving her daddy a tea party.

She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea, her Mom came home. Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!"

Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."

I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.

I like my people how I like my tea...

In a bag under water.

What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

How does Moses prepare his tea? -- Hebrews it.

ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.

Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.

Get your mind out of the gutter.

How does Jesus make tea?

Hebrews it.