Crevice jokes
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
Is buttcheeks one word?
Or should I spread them?
Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\
We can't go under it...
We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
Community talk
TONIGHT ON SMNN: A SPECIAL REPORT INTO THE ART CRAZE INVOLVING BUCKETS OF CUM BEING DUMPED INTO EVERY HOLE OF A WOODEN PANEL. A SPECIAL THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO CONTRIBUTED THEIR EJACULATE IN SPITE OF NO NUT NOVEMBER, CREAM PIEING INTO EVERY CREVICE AND IMPREGNATING THE TABLE. AS THE JIZZ HARDENS, THE PIECE IS PREPARED FOR SHIPMENT TO, YOU GUESSED IT, OHIO.