Cowl jokes

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds, "Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"

Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.

How do you count cows? -- With a cowculator.

What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.

A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.

Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.