COVID Test Jokes

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Home Covid Test.

1: Open a can of beer and try to smell it.

2: If you can smell the beer, drink it to see if you can taste it.

3: If you can taste it and smell it, this confirms you don't have Covid.

Last night, I did the test 15 times and all were negative. Tonight I am going to do the test again because this morning I woke up with a headache and feeling like I am coming down with something.

I am so nervous.

Test

I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.

Sister

My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.

Mom

Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.

T-shirt

Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.

Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.