COVID test jokes

Home Covid Test.

1: Open a can of beer and try to smell it.

2: If you can smell the beer, drink it to see if you can taste it.

3: If you can taste it and smell it, this confirms you don't have Covid.

Last night, I did the test 15 times and all were negative. Tonight I am going to do the test again because this morning I woke up with a headache and feeling like I am coming down with something.

I am so nervous.

Yo mama so stupid, she studied for the COVID test.

I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.

My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.

Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.

Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.

Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.

Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.

Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.