How did the Asian couple name their child? They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? -- "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
