Costa Rica jokes

How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.

What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?

Cross-country.

What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.

If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?

What is a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross-country!!!