Corkboard jokes

Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.

How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.