Copycat jokes

You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.

Song by John Rizk

Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!

There were ten cats in a boat, and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, 'cause they are all copycats.

There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.

There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.

The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.

There are 5 cats on a boat, and 1 jumps off. How many are left?

Zero, they were copycats.