Cooler

Cooler jokes

Minister

  • What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?

    They both thank you for your financial support.

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    Doctor

  • Imagine this scenario: A doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses, diseases, etc. in the world but cooler like this: "Bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc."

    And then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.

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  • Vegetable

  • In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.

    Why?

    They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.

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    Guy

  • Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay?

    Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler.

    Guy 1: Yeah me too. I don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series.

    Guy 2: Omg what did i just say? I wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<

    Guy 1: Like I do care :$

    Guy 3: But I do care :<

    Guy 1: F*ck you.

    Guy 3: Do it.

    Guy 2: But you do care about me.

    Guy 3: No.

    Guy 2: F*ck you.

    Guy 3: Do it.

    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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