Contortion jokes
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
Heterosexual sodomy is like religion. If you were forced to accept it when you were younger, you probably would not like it when you become an adult.
How do you get four prostitutes on one chair?
You turn it upside down.
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.
Community talk
(Requested by Anonymous)
Arthur strolled into camp with a mischievous smirk on his face, his clothes nowhere to be found. Dutch raised an eyebrow at him, his expression a mixture of confusion and annoyance.
"What the hell are you doing, Arthur?" Dutch demanded.
"Just enjoying a little freedom, Dutch," Arthur replied with a chuckle. "Why, are you jealous?"
Dutch glared at him, crossing his arms. "Put some damn clo… Read more