Conrad jokes

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.

Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.

The Lego broke in half.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.