Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."
If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.
