Computer Game jokes

Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.

People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.

1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.

2. We all give each other a hand when needed.

Last but not least, we play Twister.

It's just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games, "Mein Kraft."

If you play Minecraft too much, you belong to the streets.

What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.

My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.

I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.