Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more

I get it. You hated him 4 years ago and you still do today

I have seen a lot hate and vitriol thrown his way, but the guy is an overachiever and defies the odds.

Perhaps it is jealousy and people can't stand the thought of how much money and success he has.

Yeah, it may be true that he has had his fair share of scandals. He may have told a few lies here and there and twisted the truth to make himself look better. … Read more

Do not put your penis in a vacuum cleaner. Please do not insert your penis into a vacuum cleaner.

For starters, the vacuum cleaner might be dirty. It's likely that there might be dirt, dust, and bacteria that could cause an infection if they come into contact with sensitive tissues.

The vacuum cleaner is also dry. The penis is meant to be moist, and a vacuum cleaner with high suction power could chafe some of the d… Read more

so if i wanted to theoretically buy a theoretical vigilante mask that theoretically looked kinda like red hood, and was vey strong with me being able to see perfectly out of it where would i find it? theoretically

Hey @matt, so I was thinking, can we gove anons a limited number of post and comments? (Per device) Like it would help alot with all these Fakes and anons, but at the same time, it would make normal people get an account, and if they have an account, then there's probably a higher chance of them returning, no? And that would bring more people in, and start a small incline in users here, right?

Like hey I'm just saying I'm normally retarded but shit sounds good.

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