What if I put laxatives in all the food at school then nutted on all the toilet seats so nobody could poop

MOD POLL tomorrow to determine whether the proposed rule will be officially taken into consideration

Wje question of the day:

If you were going to change anything about WJE, what would it be? If nothing, say your favorite thing about the site.

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Yo Matt ive been on this site for 2 whole years and im on my knees to become mod please brother