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woah

lmaooo

i have a 5 page informative essay due tn

i havent even read my sources

YOU BETTER LOCK IN HOE

i dont wanna 😭

lock in or he will haunt your dreams

will he love me better than my exes did

(IM KIDDING I SWEAR)

lmaoo

You will jst lose yur spine privileges ://

and then he will love you

WHY DONT YOU SHOW ME A LITTLE BIT OF SPINE YOUVE BEEN SAVING FOR HIS MATTRESS LOVE

DANCE DANCE

WERE FALLING APART TIL HALFTIME

ITS A SONG DONT BE SCARED

STAWP SINGING OR SUMMONINNG SMT

BUT

BUT FALL OUT BOY

lmaooo

WOAH A ROSE

oh

the only rose ive ever received was fake

prolly representative of that guys love for me

YY

wtf

YAY

there

do i have permission to scream for no reason to piss off my sister

sure

she told me to shut the fuck up </3

op 😭

i like fucking up?

(idk who up is tho)

i said "At least I didn't date a drug dealer in first grade."

BAHAHA WHAT

and she told me to smbau or else shes gonna eat my last muffin </3

thats rude

my friends toddler brother calls me muffin

Ima start calling sm1 i dont like a cherry because i fucking hate cherries

what

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i love cherries.

i threw up last time i ate them

brooooo

thats so sad

and i refuse to eat another 1

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Mal touches little kids

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if you say "you touch little kids" then youre a cherry

STOP

why are you a cherry?

I DIDNT SAY YOU TOUCH LITTLE KID

there is a lot of ppl named Mal

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Bree 988

balls

my bf got those

SURE SURE

WHY R YU POINTING AT BALLS

im not im js contributing to the discussion

cosmos gay

he likes big samoan men

mhm

im not

brb, gotta steal some food from my amazing fridge

okkk

i js had tacos

i loooooove tacos

delicioso

i nearly just died bro

why 😭

BY CHOKING ON A MUFFIN

NOOO

im lowk glad i found this website

real

time to chug water because im dehydrated as fuck <3

hellll yeah

yayyyyy

this essay gonna kill me bro

i like my topic but like..

im tired

i worked all day td

i cant

this essays due in a few hours

i had to pay $50 for a textbook for it

i finally got me phone backkkk

i saw

good idea

have fun. its a tlc flip phone

im surprisingly fast with flip phone texting

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mal

good idea

girl i can leak your number right here right now

Cosmo idk

girl i can leak your number right here right now

i can leak yours too

mal

i can leak yours too

uh you don't have my home address tho

ok

im not a stalker

so why would i have it

mhm

if that helps you sleep at night

girl anything can help me sleep at night

sure

actually i don't like sleeping at night

there are other things that i like doin

yeh fucking samoan men

or getting fucked by them.

i got a rlly dark backyard

and im blasting weezer rn

n access to a large deck from the tv room

im writing an essay and watching dance moms!

I lowkey forgot dance moms existed

Bree 988
Image

girl last time i saw weezer was when jake was always postin weezer shit here

ive watched it several times

Cosmo idk

girl last time i saw weezer was when jake was always postin weezer shit here

he has a slight obsession

i fucking love weezer

mal

he has a slight obsession

with weezer and some other things...

...

what the fuck do you mean by that

not rlly green day

Cosmo idk

like uh

cds and old books

maybe some michael jackson and diddy and uh _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _s

gng what

theres a space after the sixth dash

the tiptoeing is unnecessary

lets move on ig cuz uh

my parents went to the og broadway show i think one time

im screaming lyrics from the musical (obsessed with hsitory tpp)

Im screaming satisfied rn

i love singing that one

Angelica is my fav

my dads fav song is right hand man

i like burr

hes the best

mal

i like burr

yessssssss

favorite musical character ever

mine is odessyus from epid </3

ugh for the time that i saw it live the burr was too quiet but queen george the 111 was so gooddddd

he's my fav character just in how hes presented

ima sing that one next

I'd adore doing theater

its rlly fun

THE STORY OF TONIGHT JUST STARTED PPLAYIN

i love that one

Bree 988

THE STORY OF TONIGHT JUST STARTED PPLAYIN

yesssssss

my favorite tho is the room where it happens

Bree 988

its reprised

thats the better one

THATS ONE OF MY FAVORITES

i nail burrs part of that every fucking time

its so good

i heard you got a special someone on the side burr

lmao i got a hamilton shirt

IM GONNA KIDNAP IT

it's a lil small but i liked it before immigration got completely fucked up in my perspective

bye

my mom refused to let me to the gym with her becauuse I screamed a colorful vocab when i stubbed my foot

😭

i dont think that was a smart idea of me..

At least I still got my planet fitness membership :3

nice

i think my sissy is mad at me guy

why

i might have threatened to steal her cat as my own

crazy

because shewas holding my cat captive

bro i only got a paragraph of my essay done

i think im cooked

Bree 988

because shewas holding my cat captive

evil

your fuckin cooked

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its not even a good paragraph

you need 2 lock in twin

im singing disney

a nearby theater company is doing frozen in the fall and i gotta lock in on that anna role fr

yess

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i looove anna

when i was younger

she's still my fav

i made my mom put frozen on oor else i would guilt trip her by crying <3

lmaooo

frrrr

ok i have 3 paragraphs done

this topic is rlly interesting actually

i picked well

yuppp