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so I'm a 1ft 2 inch carrot that is 4 inches wide. I was the biggest baddest carrot in the supermarket until one day, a 17 year old boy grabbed me alongside some vaseline. And then, when we got home, he dipped me in that vaseline and... I don't need to say the rest. Anyways I now smell like shit and his mother threw me out the window out of fear. I then got picked up by a trash collecter and he used me as a dildo too.… Read more

Guess who’s back!

It’s me, ADHD autist. I have not been active for over a year, (for a reason, but I’ll come to that later) but now I’m back! I’ve seen some of the posts wondering where I am, what happened to me etc... and I have seen someone calling themselves for ‘ADHD autist is back’. But I must tell you, that’s a fake account. It’s not mine. Trust me, I haven’t even thought about this site nor you guys in a whol… Read more

Opal, our friend and community member has been suffering many problems surrounding wje. First off, her mom discovered this site, and felt she needed to 'protect' her from it, and in the process, made a huge split between them. Over the period of Opal not being able to be on, her mom has verbally abused her, assuming that many accounts, including Leo, Ingenious and a large assortment of others, despite obvious evidenc… Read more

Someone else call this site cringe and make a whole ass post about it I hope you get run over by a semi-truck and crush all your bones cause if your yappin about "oh yall having beef yall should find friends" bitch why do you think half of us are all gone 💀 some of us come on occansionally and others.......well yall are some interesting motherfuckers

Well, if you are reading this you may as well know that this right here is a goodbye letter. I will be leaving, cya guys until next year. I joined here in 2022 (got banned a lot lmao) I have had a whole ton of fun with you guys. wje have been one of the funniest things that I have ever been on but also a retarded site too. It's been nice. "But all good things must come to an end. but with the end of one thing, anothe… Read more

GUYS SO MANY PEOPLE ARE LEAVING THIS SUMMER AND IT'S SO SAD!!!!! im not leaving though i have nothing to do this summer, and my summer break is kinda short so like ill be on all the time, maybe ill be on a LITTLE less because my family is gonna go on a three week trip sometime this summer, i WILL and AM GOING TO be on this whole summer and throughout next year if i try, i will try next year but i have a college entrance exam i have been studying for my entire life and in my country it basically... shows the college you go to and how you're gonna live the rest of your life. ily pooks dw im not gonna leave <3333

Well, if you are reading this you may as well know that this right here is a goodbye letter. I will be leaving the 23rd of this month, I joined In the middle of dec in 2022. My overall experience with this website was awesome I enjoyed every second of it with all of you guys (expect for the bad days) I had a lot of ups and downs on this website with some of y’all BUT other than that y’all were some pretty cool people… Read more

Well, I guess this is my goodbye until next year. I came on in the beginning of December of 2023, and I'm leaving on the 21st of this month. Overall, except for a few days in February, and the alt witch trials, I have had a whole ton of fun with you guys. From the goofiness of Soopy, to the, um, wisdom of Kris, wje have been one of the funnest things that I have ever been. It's been a blast! But all good things must … Read more

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Guys is my teacher a pedophile?

So he isn't exactly a teacher, he is more or so an apprentice to my maths teacher. Let's call him Mr. C. Mr. C comes to my math classes on Tuesdays. I sometimes sit by myself in math class, because I want to be fully focused in my work. So Mr. C sees that I am by myself, and sits next to me. We have a casual conversation, and it went fine.

The next week was another casual conversati… Read more

hello guys as you have known i am very observant on how things work on wje and today im going to explain what i think about caley and the whole situation disclaimer before all this, this is not meant to hate on anyone it is just something im doing bc im bored <3 ok, so as we've seen there is a lot of people on the site that have joined. their pfps are of girls from pinterest, or more often, screenshots of girls from … Read more

you guys try not to swear for a whole day, lets see how much willpower you have.

HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY in honor of my Irish heritage I will be only drinking Guinness and eating gold coins for the whole day

BRO SAH I LITERALLY REMEBERRED OUR CONVERSATION AND ATE LIKE A WHOLE BOWL OF YOGHURT RICE FOR IFTAR 😭

Lock eyes from across the room Down my drink while the rhythms boom Take your hand and skip the names No need here for the silly games Make our way through the smoke and crowd The club is the sky, and I'm on your cloud Move in close as the lasers fly Our bodies touch and the angels cry Leave this place, go back to yours Our lips first touch outside your doors A whole night, what we've got in store Whisper in my ear t… Read more

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Best WJE user, bracket-style. Bracket in comments!!! Matchup #1 1 matchup a day. (put in the comments who you think is gonna win the whole thing.

Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more