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Is it just me that when my computer battery is at 6% it's fine, BUT WHEN THE MF HITS 5% I NEED TO FIND A FREAKING CHARGER OR ALL HELL GOING TO BREAK LOOSE

We were playing in the sand And you found a little band You told me you fell in love with it Hadn't gone as I planned When you had to bid adieu Said you'd never love anew I wondered if I could hold it And fall in love with it too You told me to buy a pony But all I wanted was you ?ylsuoires esnesnon koot ew fi ffo retteb eb dlrow eht t'ndluoW

Yo mama so ugly, when she was being robbed, the burglar took off his mask and made HER wear it.

Okay, for all those who are interested in the conflict with the German site, first of all, shut. If it doesn't involve you, don't say anything. If it does involve you, ALSO don't say anything. We have agreed to stay off of each other's sites until tomorrow, when myself and other mods will work on resolving the issue. If you have concerns, message me elsewhere and I will bring it up. Until then, you are all to leave things be and completely disregard the happenings of today and yesterday. Okay?

Ok, let's all understand sm, and first no ones going to argue with me cuz I go to Germany on holiday at least once a year and nearly everyone ik makes nazi or german jokes? Ok, so I'm as on the fence as possible as i could be. Germans, we don't think your nazis, we're just annoyed your on the English version of the web and because we're really weird and horny and retarded, you can even search for nazi jokes 89, I thi… Read more

Uh oh, and here we go Yeah, that's Mike E. Clark And we're the Insane Clown Posse And this here is the chop chop slide If you heard something similar to this Fuck that, 'cause we the shit Juggalos, what's our signal? Whoop-whoop! That's right! Now what we gonna do is clap four times quickly and bust the signal Whoop-whoop! Whoop-whoop! Yeah, not bad, not bad But let's do it again, some of y'all were a little slow on … Read more

Are you gonna let me in? Hello? Hello?" 2:45 and the bell went off, thank God Many people think I'm odd But I talk with no one and I walk alone And I avoid sunlight with a chalky tone I get home and I don't say hi, it ain't no one there I don't care, I walk in and go right up the stairs To my room, get in bed, and just wait for dark Because that's when the real show starts Tap, tap on the glass go the piece of ass So… Read more

Ok, so the thing is I'm only on here around 11pm-1am or sm 2am, this is cuz that's when all you school shooters arr on and there's no other point for me to be here otherwise, but im getting tired so if I say I'll be on later, then don't be surprised if I don't,

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I'm on the internet, posing as a little girl I'm tryin' to lure evil into my world I tell them that I'm curious, and I'm only twelve Mom and Dad are gone for the day; I'm by myself Buckets of throw up are next to my computer Hopin' that they show up, 'cause what I'm about to do to them Would make the Devil sick: I sharpen my blade Frontin' to this perv like I'm only in the seventh grade The doorbell rings, I gotta ge… Read more

It’s come to my attention some of my buddy chum pals are noticing I’ve been acting “off” lately, just wanted to say don’t worry, I’m FINE. Now that I’ve gotten that out of the way, Ima be on less cause of irl issues, ya boi doesn’t wanna be shipped off to Military School. And other shit. Because life. Don’t worry I’m not leaving, you’re not losing me, I’ll just be on less. I’ll try to be in daily, but less. I’ll ch… Read more

Moon, a hole of light Through the big top tent up high Here before and after me Shining down on me

Moon, tell me if I could Send up my heart to you So, when I die, which I must do Could it shine down here with you?

'Cause my love is mine, all mine I love, my, my, mine Nothing in the world belongs to me But my love, mine, all mine, all mine

My baby here on Earth Showed me what my heart was worth So, when it comes to be my turn Could you shine it down here for her?

'Cause my love is mine, all mine I love, my, my, mine Nothing in the world belongs to me But my love, mine, all mine Nothing in the world is mine for free But my love, mine, all mine, all mine

I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclu… Read more

My science teacher was being such a retard today he was on my ass for no reason and literally I wasn’t even talking to that bitch when I said why does it look like that (was talking abt a white blood cell) and he said why do u look like that and I said idk why do U look like THAT and he said my dna and I said damn I’d hate to see ur ancestors and he sent me to the office like bitch don’t start stuff u can’t finish

Put simply, dead pool occurs when the amount of water stored in a reservoir is so low, water can no longer flow downstream. Lake Powell, the largest reservoir in the US, hits dead pool at 3,374 feet.