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I am the one, don't weigh a ton Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street (okay) Under the sun, the bastard son Will pop the Glock to feed himself and family (sheesh) By any means, your enemies my enemies We wet them up like a canteen (damn) The yellow tape surrounds the fate Don't have a face so now you late, open the gates

Great, eliminate like ElimiDate (woo) Hey, young boy had to penetrate (ooh) Face, you… Read more

Caitlyn-

You are not: Ugly

Fat

A bitch

Unintelligent

F*cked up

You are:

Kind,

Important,

Beautiful

Perfect body

Smart

An amazing person.

*Don't take this weirdly*

HELLO dear People on this site, I Just wan't to tell you all that this site Is officially become the worst site ever becous you guys argue more as you should and you barlie write any jokes or post any mems. You just argue it's not normal to argue this much when you probably don't even know each other. The site is called worst jokes ever because you should write you're best jokes but when you guys are on it's called worst people that exist. So somme people say sorry exept it and don't make something up or something just exept it.

How about this? Yall FUCKING SHUT UP. I'm so SICK of going back on here and seeing that another argument happened, all because someone said something that pushed someone's button. I know there are going to be arguments on this comment, and I swear, if it comes to this, I WILL have you banned.

I'm back bitches. I come back to this website and see all these pussy ass women fighting. To all you fucks messing up the website for the rest of us; fuck off back to the kitchen and make us some sandwiches instead of running those mouths!

#DAGGERSWEEP L HAILEY L CAITLYN L KITCAT ALL OF YOU GUYS GANGING UP ON HIM AND LOSING DAGGER ALWAYS ON TOP BABY

Hailey, stop abusing your mod power. Matt made a mistake giving you mod. Also, stop insulting me like a 4 y/old. I will take a screenshot of you calling a fucked-up retard to show Matt who you actually are. An insecure, depressed, and close-to-suicide little girl.

I feel bad for Matt, he probably is annoyed of constantly seeing arguments like this pop up for no reason.

Hey guys! Halloween's coming up, and if you celebrate and are going trick or treating with your best friend, here are some really cool +fun costume ideas!!

2 M&M's

Cat and Mouse (I'm probably doing this with my best friend)

The old classic, thing 1 and thing 2

Tomato sauce and mustard 😂

Devil and an angel

Cloud and lighting

A plant and a watering can

This ones really stupid, but funny- Coke can and a Pepsi c… Read more

Hello! I’m knew here but I have a few things to say about what’s going on. I think a few people are swear of this, but I’m going to say it again.

Dagger made a harmless joke on this website. Someone named Hailey made a comment doing some maths, now some people aren’t good at maths but Entity thought it was a good idea to say what she did. Hailey made a post saying sorry about her Dyscalculia, which makes doing maths… Read more

Hey guys, to say thanks for so many followers, I wanted to make something that I know everyone can use. So here it is.

✨Amazing food combinations that taste amazing... (Despite sounding weird)✨

Pretzels and Nutella

Pork and apple sauce

Raisins/sultanas' with oats

Plain chips on bread

Peanut butter on bacon

If your an Aussie you may know this one, lamingtons and salt

I've not tried this, but ALOT of people say its good, Cheeto's and milk?

(hotdog) Sausages and jelly

I love this one, yoghurt and crunched up cookies. Omg it tastes amazing.

Thankyou so much for all the followers! <3