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hol up- what happened to the big comment section post?? the one with like 200+ comments? with uhm like the ugly rat and stuff

You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck… Read more

“I see,” said the blind man to his deaf wife sitting in the corner of a round room, as he picked up his hammer and saw. =‘)

Boston State of mind by K!ller

Yeah, yeah Ayo, My girl, it's time. It's time, My girl (aight, My girl, begin). Straight out the sexy dungeons of rap.

The towel drops deep as does my handbag. I never drink, 'cause to drink is the Brother of drag. Beyond the walls of spoons, life is defined. I think of hope when I'm in a Boston state of mind.

Hope the drag got some lag. My tag don't like no dirty bag. Run up to the … Read more

i cant keep up with all the crushes so lemme get this straight. Kay likes Dagger, Pog likes Hi, Hi likes Pog, Oliva likes Dagger (I think) did I get this right

The run for life and death Hi, I’m ava and I was in school at the time of the outbreak. You see, I'm at a success school. It's pretty much an alternative school for me and about 300 other people. Counting teachers, janitors, housekeeping, and students. Now to remind you this is a “school” so there's a lot of kids here, both boys and girls Attend this school and like any other school my school didn’t allow electronics… Read more

JUST to clarify thing and clear some shit up- I am a m a n

And my bf broke up with me bc 1. he cheated on me 2. he didn't wanna be seen with me

so now im straight :)

Im gonna fucking kms, why? THIS- bro im crying rn (not as a joke) here is the email I sent my mom

Uhm, remember when I gave your number to my friend? so when I pass my classes I can go over to their house? They had their number in their backpack pocket, and they were like "ADDISON IM GONNA CALL YOUR MOM" I freaked out, and I don't wanna get in trouble, so I'm apologizing now, instead of waiting until get home, and they called you about planned pregnancy, and I took the phone out of their hands and tried hanging up, but it didn't work, and I'm sorry. please don't me mad.

and I'm crying so hard rn ima kms

Everywhere I go I bring the chaos Just a little extra, that's a payoff Seven days a week, oh, never take a day off Slip daddy don't, I-I-I, oh Everywhere I go I bring the drama Blame it on my ego or your karma I know that you love it, I know that is your nirvana Slip daddy don't, I-I-I, oh Trouble is a puppy and I keep her close That bitch follow everywhere I go Keep you up on your tippy, tippy toes What's the foreca… Read more

It's not even morning I got breakfast on my mind I need a number two, a number four, two number 9s And can you add a sausage, egg and cheese with hash browns on the side My boy Paulo want an orange juice But he said he don't want ice (No ice) Can I put some grape jelly in the bag that would be nice And I think I want some hotcakes can you make it 405 Can I add a chicken biscuit make sure that it's freshly fried And S… Read more

I was drying my hair while browsing twitter for too long now my hair is fucked up lol •_•

SHREK

Written by

William Steig & Ted Elliott

SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. … Read more

millie might be an old guy for all we know. with the internet, we never know who is telling the truth. and with the whole Ashton situation, with him trying to pick up all the girls on this website- we need to ignore him completely. if we keep acknowledging him.