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Y'all and Kayla if you do decide to read this and just know what i'm saying is true if you believe it or not. Kayla i'm sorry I broke your heart I was just jealous of you at first but then I changed and when you parents died you were all up on me and I hated that I'm sorry I stole your boyfriend to please forgive me you gone though enougb eith me for the past year

Sheesh, everyone here talks big, but they just can't shut up about their own problems, especally anon the executour, you literally are the stupidest perosn on here

Hello! If you know Kitcat951 listen up, I am Kitcat951. I lost Kitcat951's acc details sadly, I made this acc with my real name and everything. Feel free to follow me and comment if you'd like to be friends! Look for a nice friend group, have a good day/night everyone!

GENESIS 8 1But God remembered Noah and all the wild animals and the livestock that were with him in the ark, and he sent a wind over the earth, and the waters receded. 2Now the springs of the deep and the floodgates of the heavens had been closed, and the rain had stopped falling from the sky. 3The water receded steadily from the earth. At the end of the hundred and fifty days the water had gone down, 4and on the sev… Read more

A man lives on the tenth floor of a building. Everyday, he goes on the elevator and goes down to the lobby and out the door to work. At the end of the day, he goes back to lobby, and goes up to the 7th floor, then walks the extra 3 floors, unless its raining, then he goes up to the 10th floor. Why does he do this?

RIDDLE TIME! JAKE U BETTER GET GUESSING What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it? and jake pls dont be mad at me

Hey I got a riddle for y’all.

In 1893, a family in a rural village welcomed twins. One a girl, and the other a boy. The girl was named Martha and the boy named Henry. As the children grew, their family’s fortune did as well, and soon they were able to move out of the rural village and into the city. It is now 1903, and the family of 4 purchases a large house and several acres of land on the edge of the city. Over th… Read more

hey sorry yall but i have to dip for a few days. i woke up rlly sick as shit today with a 101 fever and a massive headache so cya in a few days ✌️

I lied about my age, my birthday's coming up and I'm nearly 14. I didn't tell my real age for societies sake. :)

With Halloween just around the corner (or already happening for many people), I found it fitting to conclude this series of questions with one relating to the holiday. And so, here it is:

What is your FAVORITE CANDY? Which one makes your eyes light up when you look into your bag? Which one makes your tongue tingle in excitement? There seems to be a lot of location variance on here so I’m very interested in seeing the replies!!

When I see an anime schoolgirl I have the overwhelming urge to push her down, then watch her get back up again and push her down again, and repeat this over and over until she has a mental breakdown.

Can we all get over the fact the Hailey is fucking ugly? She looks like one of those 'before' pictures on a makeover show....

Hailey, if your reading this rn, YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING GOBLIN!!! Not even makeup can fix you up... You're fucking hideous unlike me. I'm beautiful and I've never been told that I'm ugly in my life.

I love how I’m constantly telling people how sleep deprived I am and then I’ll go home and stay up way later than I should by choice. I procrastinate everything, even sleeping!!!

Why is this site filled with dumbass little kids and braindead monkey zoomers? This site is supposed to be for adult jokes made by and for respectable, civilized, humans. instead it's filled with twitter-loving consumer algorithm-fried zoomers and children. Fucking ban them already or make a containment site to filter that garbage out, we the community want to see true jokes on the front page, not "IF THIS HITS 69 LI… Read more