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Hey I got a riddle for y’all.

In 1893, a family in a rural village welcomed twins. One a girl, and the other a boy. The girl was named Martha and the boy named Henry. As the children grew, their family’s fortune did as well, and soon they were able to move out of the rural village and into the city. It is now 1903, and the family of 4 purchases a large house and several acres of land on the edge of the city. Over th… Read more

hey sorry yall but i have to dip for a few days. i woke up rlly sick as shit today with a 101 fever and a massive headache so cya in a few days ✌️

I lied about my age, my birthday's coming up and I'm nearly 14. I didn't tell my real age for societies sake. :)

With Halloween just around the corner (or already happening for many people), I found it fitting to conclude this series of questions with one relating to the holiday. And so, here it is:

What is your FAVORITE CANDY? Which one makes your eyes light up when you look into your bag? Which one makes your tongue tingle in excitement? There seems to be a lot of location variance on here so I’m very interested in seeing the replies!!

When I see an anime schoolgirl I have the overwhelming urge to push her down, then watch her get back up again and push her down again, and repeat this over and over until she has a mental breakdown.

Can we all get over the fact the Hailey is fucking ugly? She looks like one of those 'before' pictures on a makeover show....

Hailey, if your reading this rn, YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING GOBLIN!!! Not even makeup can fix you up... You're fucking hideous unlike me. I'm beautiful and I've never been told that I'm ugly in my life.

I love how I’m constantly telling people how sleep deprived I am and then I’ll go home and stay up way later than I should by choice. I procrastinate everything, even sleeping!!!

Why is this site filled with dumbass little kids and braindead monkey zoomers? This site is supposed to be for adult jokes made by and for respectable, civilized, humans. instead it's filled with twitter-loving consumer algorithm-fried zoomers and children. Fucking ban them already or make a containment site to filter that garbage out, we the community want to see true jokes on the front page, not "IF THIS HITS 69 LI… Read more

I am the one, don't weigh a ton Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street (okay) Under the sun, the bastard son Will pop the Glock to feed himself and family (sheesh) By any means, your enemies my enemies We wet them up like a canteen (damn) The yellow tape surrounds the fate Don't have a face so now you late, open the gates

Great, eliminate like ElimiDate (woo) Hey, young boy had to penetrate (ooh) Face, you… Read more

Caitlyn-

You are not: Ugly

Fat

A bitch

Unintelligent

F*cked up

You are:

Kind,

Important,

Beautiful

Perfect body

Smart

An amazing person.

*Don't take this weirdly*

HELLO dear People on this site, I Just wan't to tell you all that this site Is officially become the worst site ever becous you guys argue more as you should and you barlie write any jokes or post any mems. You just argue it's not normal to argue this much when you probably don't even know each other. The site is called worst jokes ever because you should write you're best jokes but when you guys are on it's called worst people that exist. So somme people say sorry exept it and don't make something up or something just exept it.