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LISTEN. you fuckin idiots. your mama jokes or dada jokes or knock joke...theyre not funny, mother fucker. your jokes are all not funny. stop posting them. "OH wah, I'm a duck and I wish I were a chicken, whats wrong with me?" Shut the fuck up.

so I'm a 1ft 2 inch carrot that is 4 inches wide. I was the biggest baddest carrot in the supermarket until one day, a 17 year old boy grabbed me alongside some vaseline. And then, when we got home, he dipped me in that vaseline and... I don't need to say the rest. Anyways I now smell like shit and his mother threw me out the window out of fear. I then got picked up by a trash collecter and he used me as a dildo too.… Read more

WHO THE FUCK IS DELETING MY POSTS LIKE GET OVER IT I WILL POST SHIT ABT SOME CUNTS ON THIS SITE SO SUCK IT UP

You can’t allow people to get away with things that are completely over-the-top and outrageous. If you allow your 2 year old to smear the contents of his diapers on the wall of your living room, if you allow your 14 year old to light a joint at the breakfast table, if you allow your hormone-addled 15 year old daughter to slam the door of her bedroom and give you the finger, you’re gonna get MORE OF IT. And those kids… Read more

Dear all trick or treaters,

I'm coming back for that ass If I ain't get that butt last year, then this year it's getting smashed I ain't pulling up in no granny costume that shit hard to run in I'm pulling up in a tracksuit and we really gonna get this fun in

Sincerely, Big D. Randy

Hi. I'm Eloise. Jake and I have been together for 3 years and I am so tired of hearing about all of you hoes from people in my school. Amy and Madi, whoever you guys are, you're so lame. Someone posted your pics on ista....you guys are ugly lol nothing on me. Jake told me not to say anything but honestly this is stupid. If he wants to break up with me over this, I dont care. I'm too pretty to care. My hair isn't frizzy and I'm not fat. I also dont' need extra make up like madi or super tight clothes like amy. Yikes.

As some may know or have noticed, I have been off this site for a year. That was because of c.ai. I have a lot to keep up with, so I have looked back at my earlier posts and tried to look through this site again, I have noticed something I can’t remember: In-jokes. Is that something new? What is it for, and is it any different than memes?

I had a dream where i was rich and had a gf and had a home, then i woke up and remembered i am a lonely homeless person.

Yall need jesus jesus is good. he dose great he will save you. he will heal you. he wll get rid of depression. he can do the impossible. Hes amazing. A frw months ago i was stealing money i was stealing and hideing electonics i was sneaking out i was lying but just tody i got baptized, god changed me. i stopped self harm i stopped lying i stopped cheating. all my bad went away. all because of him, God is amazing. How… Read more

Last night did not show the best of anyone on WJE, and it was mostly me. I was being inappropriate, I was saying rude things to everyone, and I was being a rude and selfish person. I think that I do in fact owe people apologies, and I already have, but I just can’t seem to follow up with them, which I admit is pretty fucked up of me. So, I’m only gonna say what I have to say, SAH, I was being a big jerk to you after… Read more

I’m gonna say this as the friend of madi, I did know about the break up, but I didn’t know where the screenshots where from or what happened further than that. I don’t wanna say that much because there’s so much unnecessary shit already made, but I will say I really don’t have any ties to this shit at all because even myself was confused on most of it like the rest of you lol. I was just there to defend and cover. Thank you. 🩷

Alright FOR STARTERS, let me explain and tell everyone the truth here about me and Jake breaking up. I'll confirm what’s fake and what's not, starting with the first rumor. The rumors about me and Jake breaking up are true. We broke up about a month ago, due to personal reasons that were going on with Jake and slowly drifting apart. The reason I didn't tell anyone about me and him not being together anymore, was be… Read more

it’s a shame how i tried to help but it was always going to end up the same way, that you were gonna leave. i’m an idiot for not realizing it and im sorry.