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Hello. I’m the owner of Tesla, SpaceX, The Boring Company, and a lot more. I’m also the owner of Twitter. I’m also the soon-to-be ruler of Mars. I’m the smartest person in the world, and I’m also a real-life Tony Stark. And, by far, the most handsome man alive. At least 20x better looking than Brad Pitt or George Clooney. And at least 500x better looking than Leonardo DiCaprio. All that being said... I still wish I w… Read more

The truth is Matt is trying to make his site more like Reddit or Twitter or some other shitty social media site like that in order to make it successful but it will ruin it far worse than before

Hey guys since it seems like this site is going down, anyone who actually wants to be my friend or just talk can meet me at twitter at “Sooploosh MacSchnibble” or on discord at “ sooplooshmacschnibble” :3

I was drying my hair while browsing twitter for too long now my hair is fucked up lol •_•

Why did my question got so much hate?I dont know wtf is wrong with you all.IM SORRY THAT IM AN ASSHOLE AND ASKING A QUESTION ABOUT FURRYS YEAH I GET IT FURRYS ARE DISGUISTING CAUSE MOST OF YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND THE DIFFRENCE BETWEEN A FURRY.WHY TF DO YOU CREATE ALT ACCOUNTS IF SOMEONE HAS A DIFFRENT OPINON?HAVE YOU GUYS EVEN GOT A BRAIN OR YOU ARE ONE OF TWITTER USERS WHO TAKES A SHIT ABOUT EVERY OPINION THEY DONT LIKE

Why is this site filled with dumbass little kids and braindead monkey zoomers? This site is supposed to be for adult jokes made by and for respectable, civilized, humans. instead it's filled with twitter-loving consumer algorithm-fried zoomers and children. Fucking ban them already or make a containment site to filter that garbage out, we the community want to see true jokes on the front page, not "IF THIS HITS 69 LI… Read more

@That guy. Leave me alone you weirdo! *Thank god, you left.* ok I'm done with the internet for today. This is more toxic than twitter. 😭

Now, in personal opinion, there’s a huge difference between the word [EXPUNGED] and [EXPUNGED], okay? Not, not one fuckin’ time. In my videos, have I ever came out and said, “Yo man, fuck dat [EXPUNGED]”. NEVER said dat shit. And I better fuckin’ ke-e-ep my goddamn voice down, there might be some [EXPUNGED] walkin’ do-own the street bout re-ea-dy to fuck me up, man. You know what I’m sayin’? But, um, but yeah, though… Read more