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Hi WJE Community! My name is Dr. Martin and I'm here to talk to you guys about any issues you might have, any problems. You can talk to me. I will never know your true identity but I heard that things were getting a little heated so I came to help. I looked over some of the chats and decided that this was a good idea. You can insult me, vent to me, or complain. I'm all ears. Hope to see you soon! - Dr. Martin

Olivia Kys Nobdy wants or neds you here okay

everybody else stfu idc about y'alls oponions okay she knows its true she said she had no friends and shi lie i fon;t give a fuk okay kys Olivia have fun in hel whenevr I hope yiu burn there for the rest of your life

SHREK

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William Steig & Ted Elliott

SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. … Read more

Y'all and Kayla if you do decide to read this and just know what i'm saying is true if you believe it or not. Kayla i'm sorry I broke your heart I was just jealous of you at first but then I changed and when you parents died you were all up on me and I hated that I'm sorry I stole your boyfriend to please forgive me you gone though enougb eith me for the past year

Why is this site filled with dumbass little kids and braindead monkey zoomers? This site is supposed to be for adult jokes made by and for respectable, civilized, humans. instead it's filled with twitter-loving consumer algorithm-fried zoomers and children. Fucking ban them already or make a containment site to filter that garbage out, we the community want to see true jokes on the front page, not "IF THIS HITS 69 LI… Read more

True funny story. Today on the school bus I looked at one of the older kids behind me and said “do you like hentai?” Then he said “no do you?”, then I said yeah then he said “do you jack off?” Then i said “yes” then i said “lets shake hands” after we shook hands the girl siting next to him started laughing and said “why did you do that!”, the guy quickly used alot of hand sanitiser after relizeing why i shook his hand

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Check out this image, its pretty funny. Every word of it is true.

It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.

My EDP x Chet Goldstein fanfic Chet: You don't like women your age huh? Then whaddya say about men your age?

Edp445: * blushes * W-what the hell are you talkin' bout man, I ain't gay bro I'm just here for a cupcake.

Chet: Oh, you say so? * grabs Edp445 by his collar and kisses him *

Chet: Then whaddya think of this?

Edp445: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR MAN!!! (in a muffling voice, while blushing intensely) altough… Read more

pain from you well that’s a nightmare come true beautiful is all i ever wanted to feel from you

compliments mean nothing when i know you don’t mean them and i know it’s not true money can buy almost anything in the world but my love for you

i deserve so much more, more, so much more, more don’t you ever try again i’m not coming back again no more, no more now you find your by yourself go and lie to someone else som… Read more