ahem smash or pass
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday and the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried
My favorite hobby is to go into pet stores and teach the parrots the N word
a sister told her brother to walk to the store buy some candy watch movie with her while eating the candy (but he couldn't walk because he has no legs he couldn't buy candy because he has no arms he couldn't watch a movie because he was blind and he couldn't eat because he has no stomach who said he was real?)
mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)
imagine having summer school:')
yall i need a bf so like if anyone is interested i guess comment
why isn’t the moon emo anymore? turns out it was just a phase :D
If people are nice to me, I’m nice to them. If people are mean to me, I’m mean to them.
❗️Hey everyone! I just wanna say something, this is very important to know when you read any of my posts or comments! -I can be unintentionally offensive and rude sometimes, but I’m just being honest. I don’t have any filter when I speak, for example: if you wear your favourite clothing and ask me to be honest if I like it or not, I will give you a brutally honest answer.
-So, if you ever find something I say hurtful or offensive, tell me, if you don’t I will have no idea if I have said anything wrong, or what I’ve said wrong.
Type "yes" if you support furries
Guys I know I'm not really liked here, but please ban Greg he's already being weird. Saying he wants to be furries.
Hello 🤨 I like Nutella Crêpes 👀
Dating a striper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down inside they want some too.
Here's a cool website that can deafen your ears: https://www.thx.com/deepnote/
Do you like men or woman
Would you marry him?
What is your favorite joke/meme you’ve made on WJE?
My face ;)
Hi this is the real jake in my REAL account, the first post by my anon account was real ignore the asshole trying to fake it