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Every time I light my lighter the lighter my lighter gets before it is too light to light

Birthdays are just a celebration to let you know that you're closer to your last day alive.

If u live to the age of 70 you have spent 10 years on the day monday

I'm gonna reveal the answer earlier...

back from the 90s, what going on?

I mistakenly sexted my wife’s sister A couple years ago I was on a business trip and missing my wife. I decided to take a suggestive picture (me in my boxer briefs, clearly with a bulge and just the tip sticking out the top) and send it to my wife. We don’t usually sext but I figured she’d appreciate knowing I was thinking of her.

It was late, I was tired, and barely paying attention. I accidentally sent it to her s… Read more

if you suck dick ONE time does that make you gay?

who commits worst joke at 3am?