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(Reposting cause I wasn’t in my acc)

ALRIGHT homies we’re gonna do a thing! I’ll write a sentence, then everyone else continue the story in the comments. ONE SENTENCE AT A TIME!!!

You’re welcome to do as many as you want, but wait for at least one person to add to it before you do. Anything goes, so you can literally make the next sentence WHATEVER you want (as long as it makes some sense with the story). Have fun!

Here’s how it starts: “Long ago lived a silly turtle, happily living in a pond.

(I expect this to be a fully fledged story by the time I check back)

ALRIGHT homies we’re gonna do a thing! I’ll write a sentence, then everyone else continue the story in the comments. ONE SENTENCE AT A TIME!!!

You’re welcome to do as many as you want, but wait for at least one person to add to it before you do. Anything goes, so you can literally make the next sentence WHATEVER you want (as long as it makes some sense with the story). Have fun!

Here’s how it starts: “Long ago lived a silly turtle, happily living in a pond.”

This is completely a waist of time, but worth it at the same time.

*Dad's sitting on the couch reading news paper when wife walks in*

Husband: "This music.. Is the final boss coming? Or worse.. It's my wife..."

Wife: "You jobless monkey... Money to pay bills doesn't grow on tree's"

Husband: "Well it's no my fault.. And I was born poor *Over it* If I was son of Bill Gates I'd bathe in money.."

Wife: "First go bat… Read more

Sooooo update time!!

About a week ago, I made a post about how my crush didn't like me.

Turns put he does!!! I asked him out on friday, and he likes me back!! I'm so glad! Life's finally starting to turn around for me! (In a good way).

Wtfff my shit be actin up bro i gotta take a shit for the 2nd time today and its 12:42 bro fuckkkk my stomach feels like shittt omg it came liquidy and its gonna make my fuckj ass itch bro fuckkkkkkkkk fuck fuckfuckduckfuck wtf why does it hurt socmuchhh wtf is goi ig onnn FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKK

I talked to some flat earther today he has some pretty interesting stuff to say but the earth isn’t fucking flat the only thing the supported his idea was the hole in the roof at the Georgia guide stones always has the North Star in it no mattar what time of night or what time of year

Why do people make bug deals out of whites committing crimes on black but nit blacks making crimes on white I mean I bet nobody remembers when the girl with asma was tazed multiple times by that black cop for nit wearing a mask at a football game

Long time no see! How u all? I ain't gonna be on for a while again. 🤠 Love u shay

bitch pl your problby some little two year old that thinks he is cool time for the one and only ashton parkes to come back oops did i hurt your feelings

Why is it that when People commit horrible crimes like raping, murder, kidnapping, they get put in jail all jail is just time out if Somebody commits a terrible crime the victims family and friends and the victim if there still alive should be allowed to tie up and beat the criminals to death

Ukraine is about the size of Texas maybe less and Russia is like two or three times bigger than America but that war is still going I mean Russia is one of the worlds strongest military maybe the strongest is Ukraine really that strong?

Is it just me or every time sombody says something inappropriate theirs at lest one annoying kid to bother them by saying gross think of the kids

I love when a man is hot and ugly at the same time because I can slap CHIT IGBugk vxc rfwkjnmfdhwejk,nq32 4rafkvhmb z

I look like, dude- I FEEL like a DUMBASS! Real shit, okay, now, I still think you a beast upon the football field. As far as- me... liking you as a person, fuck you, dawg, okay? Can’t stand yo fuckin’ ass, dawg. Can’t stand you now, man! Y’know, and my whole thing is this, dawg, you fuckin’ up big time man, you over here-

When Jeremy Maclin went down, when, when, he tore his ACL and his fuckin’ MCL in the same goddamn day, dawg, I was over here, I’m lookin’ like, “Aw, shit, man, Jeremy Maclin went down”. Everybody’s all y’know, mad and pissed off, I’m lookin’ like, man, I’m lookin’ like, man, y’know I hope Jeremy Maclin ge-e-et better, but fuck, time for Riley Cooper, that [EXPUNGED]‘s a fuckin’ beast, fuckin’ hog, fuckin’ ballin’ out in the show, I mean, I mean, the [EXPUNGED]‘s a fuckin’ monster, you kno-ow what I’m saying, Riley Cooper, man, that dude, shit. Love him! Now I look like a fuckin’ idiot, man

Now, in personal opinion, there’s a huge difference between the word [EXPUNGED] and [EXPUNGED], okay? Not, not one fuckin’ time. In my videos, have I ever came out and said, “Yo man, fuck dat [EXPUNGED]”. NEVER said dat shit. And I better fuckin’ ke-e-ep my goddamn voice down, there might be some [EXPUNGED] walkin’ do-own the street bout re-ea-dy to fuck me up, man. You know what I’m sayin’? But, um, but yeah, though… Read more