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Hey, guys ima keep this short and sweet. So ik a lot of you might not care but I think it's time for me to leave this site. I might check up on it now, but I won't be talking/posting on this site anymore. I will be on for a little bit if you guys have any questions and ill try and answer them as best as I can but other than that I hope you guys have an excellent rest of your day/night one thing I have to say before I go is that. "We all have two lives. The second one starts when we realize we only have one." -Tom Hiddleston

bro i kid you not- im laughing so hard

i was eating a tortilla right? then my cat does the littlel scratchy thing were it looks like theyre strechting on something but scrathing it at the same time- if yk yk,

it scared the shit out of me and i screamed "what the magical fuck"

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*wheeeeezing*

havent been on here for a month, and the first thing I see is matt commenting😆

Alright, I think it's time someone says something. I have noticed a flood of new people on this site; they all look the same. Allow me to show you. Here are all the people who I think are the same https://worstjokesever.com/@lovemaddie%F0%9F%98%8B https://worstjokesever.com/@layla%F0%9F%98%8B https://worstjokesever.com/@lilly%F0%9F%98%87 https://worstjokesever.com/@kaylee%F0%9F%98%9D

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Hmm just came back to another visual update that makes everything look weird and that my message that I made not even a day ago has 130, I think I’m going to take a break from the site for a bit again, seems like things have gone to shit again. I’ll probably be on again in a month or more, unless I’m really bored.

Alright, I think it's time someone says something. I have noticed a flood of new people on this site; they all look the same. Allow me to show you. Here are all the people who I think are the same https://worstjokesever.com/@lovemaddie%F0%9F%98%8B https://worstjokesever.com/@layla%F0%9F%98%8B https://worstjokesever.com/@lilly%F0%9F%98%87 https://worstjokesever.com/@kaylee%F0%9F%98%9D

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Ashton, I’d like to apologize to you for a few reasons. I’m sorry for the things I said about you and what I called you. It’s just that a lot of girls have left this website because they think you were hitting on them and it made them feel uncomfortable. I should’ve told you about those things in a nicer way and, again, I’m really sorry. I don’t expect you to forgive me, but seeing so many girls leave this website and you sometimes lying just made me things the worst about you. I hope we can be friends, or, if not, then allies.

So this what happened ya me and hello got into a fight but things where finna be ok untill emo started putting stuff in her head and talking about it on the website than hello kept getting confused and other things

first joke: took half an hour, but I found it.

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning fo those who don't know this is the first-ever joke on this site. Made 9 years ago.

Alr so ima make one thing clear. I've been on this site since Hailey and jake and the old people. I joined around 4 months ago. I've seen this site go through everything. The worst I've seen is Ashton. Dawg I thought you were chill when I first talked to you and I liked talking to you but then I saw you hitting on a girl whos 3 years younger than you which made me not want to even affiliate with you. So ima makes one… Read more

Hi guys I'm sorry I said I was leaving but I can't leave. I'm sooo messed up telling I'm leaving but just I can't. I don't know y'all but y'all are like family even some bad things happens we can make up for that and even though I have personal problems I'm going to stay up here.

BRO WIECK IS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY HE SAID

"you have been acting dumb saying you dont know the reasons when youve already been told, and youre asking me stupid questions right now as if it even matters anymore

and regardless if youre going through something right now or not, you should acknowledge the things you do dont play dumb, act dumb or even try to remedy your shit"

You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck… Read more

Hi...I'm Layla Kayla bestie she sent me and told me to come here um yeah and if you don't like me then suck to be you oh btw I love making friends fill free to ask me questions and pls follow me oh btw kay is sleeping and one more thing if you don't like then all i gotta say is don't get on my bad side

JUST to clarify thing and clear some shit up- I am a m a n

And my bf broke up with me bc 1. he cheated on me 2. he didn't wanna be seen with me

so now im straight :)

Put the worst thing that happened to you but, it really funny now, looking back and remembering it.