This website is lowkey dying after some 12 year olds found it and ruined, half the jokes don’t make sense no more

Heroin Monkey's name isn't really Heroin Monkey, his name is Aderall Chimpanzee. He lives in the trenches with Ant Boy, Opal, Thoughtless, Perc, Big (Fire) Balls, and Thoughtless. I know this because I go to his school

Wait right here (wait right here) I'll be back in the mornin' (mornin') I know that I'm not that important to you But to me, girl, you're so much more than gorgeous (yeah) So much more than perfect (yeah) Right now, I know that I'm not really worth it If you give me time, I can work on it Give me some time while I work on it Losin' your patience, and, girl, I don't blame you The Earth's in rotation, you're waitin' fo… Read more

vent post: being a fucking POC makes living on this godforsaken earth even more miserable. i fucking hate being the minority. i was unlucky in the birth lottery, id trade white any day over this shitskin. dealing with the assumptions the connotations this skin gives the disadvantages. i don't even see myself in any kind of group or culture. they don't see me as a fellow human they see me as if i where a cartoon cha… Read more

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should we bring back public executions and lynching's for pedophiles and serial killers lmfao it would be so good for the economy generate so much money. profitable generate so much money + deter the public from committing these crimes.

Kayla is Caley. Do you know why? Ok first off, I found Caley's pinterest account. On her saved pins, there was Kayla's old pfp, a feild with cows on it. Next up, they talk the exact same. They both like Ice Spice, and other rappers. They are also never on at the same time or talk but take a long time to respond to each other.

13 years ago, a horrid tragedy struck. A big aluminum tube full of explosive jet full (totally not from the CIA. Totally) decided to ruin Americas day. Big aluminum tube decided to say hi to Big Rectangular Prism #1. People got very scared. Soon, Big Aluminum tube #2 went to say hi to Rectangular Prism #1's twin, Rectangular prism #2 at a funny angle for the memes. And then Big Aluminum tube #3 went to say hello to i… Read more

I'd like to make a YouTube video about worst jokes ever. It will be about all of the controversies, lore, and information. If you want to help, please comment under here if you want to help me out :). Please only post histories of important controversies, users, etc. Unhelpful comments will not be tolerated! Thanks

Every join this gartic match

Let's play the Telephone Game together! https://garticphone.com/en/?c=0101210a5c

New quotebook because something happened to the old one https://docs.google.com/document/d/1988SWWO00TYKRz_oMJD-w3o4qCU_SAr8tNQ4qIMDY9k/edit#

Haaahaaa. This site should just be DELETED soon. Heard sum shii about LEGAL stuff. RIP matt, imagine DOXXING MINORS on a retarded site. You're a loser and instead of moderating a stupid site you should be DOING YOUR FUCKING JOB. I hate you and you'll delete this but you CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH. I hope you die a PAINFUL death because of what pain you've caused all of us.

So what I lied Should I have said I'm not alright What age were you When you found out your dad is human too Now I feel guilty when I hold onto you So what I lied I don't know how to love you right Self-awareness Or self-obsession, I Don't wanna share this But I'm not sleeping right I think I'm falling But I can't trust it yet I'm 23, but I still feel like a kid in my head 'cause I know what my parents' had Should I … Read more