RapBoat as Next Moderator?

No.. just no.

absolutely not

all the normal mods here strongly disagree with that statement.

Yes

this is the new post

come here

don't make new ones

boom shakalaka

Guys

Dont waste posts

gg

Gg jakers

Guys Business idea: Flavored buttplugs

Yeah lmao I feel like we have a bad habit of doing that

WAIT

OK

BUTTERLUBE STORY

LISTEN UP

So you guys know how melted butter tastes good

No..

on like pancakes and lobster or whatever

anyway

The what

My friend and I were in PE once

Oh

gym fitness class whatever

idk what it is in the uk

but

Its still PE

we tended to mess around and talk about dumb sex stuff all the time

hence why I'm on WJE actually

Wow

and also why the jack and jill story was made

Cool ig

but one day I presented him with my idea

Butterlube

Imagine

using butter

No

as lube

No

Yes

because not only does it let you slide in and out easier

Yes

it TASTES good

Yes

lick that shit off when you're done

doesn't even leave a mess

We came up with a JINGLE for it

A SONG

#BLdaGOAT

It was amazing

Im only 15

but it doesn't end there

Damn

Same

You see he later brought it up with one of his coworkers

Twins

the whole idea

he was singing the song quietly to himself

and his coworker heard so he explained it

turns out

his coworker makes homemade flavored lube

and after hearing about butterlube

he literally started mass producing it and selling it

I'm personally responsible for the creation of butter-flavored sexual lubricant

How much money does he gwt from it

Idk I've never inquired

I just think it's really funny and retarded lmao

Youre so smart

It is

So real

lmao

Anyway back to my better idea, Flavoured buttplugs

Like

Imagine

Im listening..

Eating a lemon out of your homes cheeks

Ok nvm

But it's not a lemon

And it never stops tasting fresh

It's a buttplug

wow

is it like one of those air freshener scent things

you just change out the flavor tablet

Yeah, bit u can eat it without consequences

dude wait

ass fresheners

DUDE WAIT

OH MY GOSH

YES

LET THE BOY COOK

ASS AIR FRESHENER BUTTPLUGS

Perfect

BUTTERLUBE 2

THIS IS IS

JUST PLUG IT IN AND IT STARTS RADIATING GOOD SMELLS

This, is is.

YOUR FARTS WILL BE LIKE FLOWERS

REVOLUTIONARY

IT LEAKS UP INTO YOUR ASS SO YOUR SHIT SMELLS LOVELY

And Flowers will be a flavour

WITH OVER 150 SCENTS TO CHOOSE FROM

YOUR ANUS WILL BE SMELLING LIKE A BATH AND BODY WORKS

And it has a Squirting mechanism, so you can still smell fresh 8 hours after you remove it

YES

YES

BLACH WILL YOU BE MY BUSINESS PARTNER

YES

YESSSS

WHERE DOING IT MAN

WHERE MAKING THIS HAPEN

JAKE WILL YOU MARRG ME?

MARRY

DEFO FRFR

YES A MILLION TIMES YES

YAY

JAKE INSTEAD OF RINGS WELL HAVE GOLDEN BUTLLUGS

Plugs

YES

Yes

I ship Blake (Jake x Blach)

Blake

Or

Jach

Or

Jalach

Or

THIS

Kelach

Bet

im gonna go eat

see you later peeps

Cya

Kk gb pookie

Cya

Uk

Yes?

Yeah

Cool

Ig

Thought so just couldn't remember

Lol

U alr?

Yep

You?

Yep

Cool

On a scale of 1 to 10 I'm like

A 6 or 7

Hmm

6

Cuz it starts 7

And then its like

6 7

Yknow what im sayin?

Yea

Yeah

I got u

Cool

Fr

167 comments

Lmao

Omg

Its true

Bro I'm kinda bored now ngl

Same

Bro this site is so boring

Atleast im proud to be the 167th commenter

We should do smth to like

Keep this site less boring

Real

Idk how tho

We need another cult

Like when you did the blach cult

Real

I tried to do a ebc cult

That failed

I think I tried twice actually

Damn

But even then tho the site wqs more popular so idk

We need mini games ngl

But i do remember the ebc

Then again it was recent

So we can play against each other n shit

Yea, like a month or 2 ago

Will it be like.. a seperate tab or smth

Idk ig

Like when we got a new notifications tab

Yeah

That tab sucks though

Play like chess against each other

Real it's ass,

Damn

100+ notifications

I feel like only mods are gonna use it

AND NO WAY TO CLEAR IT

Omfg

You can click twice on the tab

Thats what i do

To get rid of them

Im on mobile though

Same

But yeah

Cool

Mobile on top

Fr

Bro it's been ages since I had to make small talk ngl

How's the weather?

Fine

No rain

Cool

There was barely any this week thus far

Lol same

There is gonna be a storm this week end tho for me

Idk how bad

I like storms tbh

Thunder is cool

And lightning

Yeah

I like rain tho

Rain x Fog in forest

Best ship ever

Damn

Lol

I saw the craziest lightning a month ago

There was a storm in the distance

And like, lightning struck the ground

And then after that, another lightning struck the ground

It was kinda crazy

Epic

Saw it while walking to morrisons too

I dont know what to talk about no more

From I was in Italy in April and I was at an opera in verona. It started at like 9 and did the first to act and had 40 min break. When cuz of rain and a stom, lead to a 1 and a half hour break, and then before we know it. It's 1am and I'm sitting in a roman Amphiptere waiting for an opera to continue, with orange lighting flying around over my head

Cool

Orange lightning sounds lit

Real it was

Anyway imma gtb

Gn

Gn

Tbh i gonna sleep too

hah imagine

#centraltimezone

#mst

I used to live in mst

L

I thought you lived in like virginia or smth cosmo

wait

i dont remember sending that

That's just crazy work

um

jake.

ts gotta be rhetorical or sum

frfr