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    • You me, gas station..what are we having for dinner? sushi ofc, uh oh looks like there was a roofie in our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in the sewers were surrounded by fish, horny fish, you know what that means FISH ORGY, the stench draws in a bear, what are we going to do.. WERE GONNA FIGHT IT. Bear fight, bear handed, bear...naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after beating it in a brawl, we r… Read more

    • what do the twin towers and genders have in common?

    there used to be 2, but now its a sensitive subject

    • Guy Fact #6: Men would rather take a bullet than pick up tampons at the grocery store for their wife.

    • Guy Fact #5: If you find dirty socks and underwear near-to or semi-near the hamper, there is a man nearby.

    • Did you know the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park were all female so they didn't have to animate big floppy dicks.

    • It’s snowing so heavy outside I can’t see across the river. The river is in my backyard.

    • My mom put an internet thing so I can’t be online from 9:00 pm to 7:00 am but I’ll probably try to disable it. If I can’t I’ll tell you in the morning

    • Gm my loveable idiots today is gonna be a god day for me bc i have my dance and dont have school tmr so im staying the nights at a friends but i will not be on over the weekend because i am not able to bring my chromebook to my moms until my grades are all passing