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I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. fucking damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realize Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid tiny fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face.

For instance, when you push them down the stairs.

Hey guys, i ́m at the library right now, my parents think i ́m studing, but i ́m not. I have some sad news. My parents are going to divorce. It ́s not because of this, but because of something else happening right now.

Hailey, if you are the real one, post a face reveal in the meme's section, or as your profile pic. But it has to be different from the last ones.

Where the fuck is the community. I'm getting a bit lonely and bored. Jake, please come back bro. Impostor Hailey, go kys. Real Hailey, please come back. Same with you, Caitlyn. This website is a dump now.

Did y'all know that according to cannibals the most delicious part of the human body is the eyes?

Hailey, if you are the real one, what were we fighting about? Who else was involved?

What happened: My mom found out about the website so i made a new account on my ipad! I also got caitlyn in trouble but I missed you guys so much!! Caitlyn says hi!

How we will piss on the moon: https://youtu.be/dPCpGSjNxHo How to defend ur computer w/ a baguette: https://youtu.be/lnncvVlt2mw

Im gonna fucking kms, why? THIS- bro im crying rn (not as a joke) here is the email I sent my mom

Uhm, remember when I gave your number to my friend? so when I pass my classes I can go over to their house? They had their number in their backpack pocket, and they were like "ADDISON IM GONNA CALL YOUR MOM" I freaked out, and I don't wanna get in trouble, so I'm apologizing now, instead of waiting until get home, and they called you about planned pregnancy, and I took the phone out of their hands and tried hanging up, but it didn't work, and I'm sorry. please don't me mad.

and I'm crying so hard rn ima kms

Everywhere I go I bring the chaos Just a little extra, that's a payoff Seven days a week, oh, never take a day off Slip daddy don't, I-I-I, oh Everywhere I go I bring the drama Blame it on my ego or your karma I know that you love it, I know that is your nirvana Slip daddy don't, I-I-I, oh Trouble is a puppy and I keep her close That bitch follow everywhere I go Keep you up on your tippy, tippy toes What's the foreca… Read more

It's not even morning I got breakfast on my mind I need a number two, a number four, two number 9s And can you add a sausage, egg and cheese with hash browns on the side My boy Paulo want an orange juice But he said he don't want ice (No ice) Can I put some grape jelly in the bag that would be nice And I think I want some hotcakes can you make it 405 Can I add a chicken biscuit make sure that it's freshly fried And S… Read more

Well guys, it seems I've befallen the same fate as Hailey and Caitlyn. My mom made a strange and sudden discovery about my usage of this site and flipped her lid. As such, I'm not allowed on here. Don't think I'm gone though. I'll be back, trust me. You'll know me when you see me. Until then, Chad King Jake out!