Shower thoughts. U know u have serious acne when blind people try to read ur face-As a kid my parents taught me to not believe everything I see on TV, now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on Facebook-Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969— Vehicles today can surf the web, link to your phone, stream music and videos, etc.. but they still can't perform a simple database lookup to tell you what the check engine light is on for.-If you run at 11pm you are a night person. If you run at 5am you are a morning person. If you run at 3am you are a suspicious person
Hypothetically, if I Was a President I'd Banned U From Entering Ur Country in the Terms of #Terrorism".
I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. fucking damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realize Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid tiny fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god.
this place doesnt feel the same without hailey cat cacey mason ngl
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
Hey guys, i ́m at the library right now, my parents think i ́m studing, but i ́m not. I have some sad news. My parents are going to divorce. It ́s not because of this, but because of something else happening right now.
Ok what the fuck happened while I was gone and who is this ‘haileyy’
shut the fuck up!
Hailey, if you are the real one, post a face reveal in the meme's section, or as your profile pic. But it has to be different from the last ones.
Why the hell is there an imposter among us? What happened to the real Haylie?
Where the fuck is the community. I'm getting a bit lonely and bored. Jake, please come back bro. Impostor Hailey, go kys. Real Hailey, please come back. Same with you, Caitlyn. This website is a dump now.
The community sucks
Did y'all know that according to cannibals the most delicious part of the human body is the eyes?
Hailey, if you are the real one, what were we fighting about? Who else was involved?
What happened: My mom found out about the website so i made a new account on my ipad! I also got caitlyn in trouble but I missed you guys so much!! Caitlyn says hi!
How we will piss on the moon: https://youtu.be/dPCpGSjNxHo How to defend ur computer w/ a baguette: https://youtu.be/lnncvVlt2mw
Im gonna fucking kms, why? THIS- bro im crying rn (not as a joke) here is the email I sent my mom
Uhm, remember when I gave your number to my friend? so when I pass my classes I can go over to their house? They had their number in their backpack pocket, and they were like "ADDISON IM GONNA CALL YOUR MOM" I freaked out, and I don't wanna get in trouble, so I'm apologizing now, instead of waiting until get home, and they called you about planned pregnancy, and I took the phone out of their hands and tried hanging up, but it didn't work, and I'm sorry. please don't me mad.
and I'm crying so hard rn ima kms
Everywhere I go I bring the chaos Just a little extra, that's a payoff Seven days a week, oh, never take a day off Slip daddy don't, I-I-I, oh Everywhere I go I bring the drama Blame it on my ego or your karma I know that you love it, I know that is your nirvana Slip daddy don't, I-I-I, oh Trouble is a puppy and I keep her close That bitch follow everywhere I go Keep you up on your tippy, tippy toes What's the foreca… Read more