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my poem #1..

Resilience Glows:

The seeds of doubt, like shadows, grow, Casting a pallor on the dreams we sow. But in this narrative of not enough, Lie the lessons of resilience and tough. For imperfection is a human song, A melody to which we all belong. In flaws and failures, strength is found, So let not the echoes of doubt prevail, For in your efforts, a story unveils. In every stumble, in every miss, For you are more than the sum of parts, A masterpiece of beating hearts. Embrace the dance of highs and lows In your imperfections, a beauty glows.

I’ve been playing a lot of catch up and going through all the most recent posts and reading all of the arguments and drama. There are obviously those who wish for peace and those who wish for war, and to add fuel to the fire. I am not choosing sides, but I am asking if someone could catch me up on all of the drama? I think it would be quite a story. And one more thing. Wade. I know who you are.

I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: 'Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears, says 'But doctor... I am Pagliacci.' Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

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Hey everybody

I would like to extend a sincere apology for my past behavior on the WJE site. In the past, I may have reacted too sensitively or impulsively to insults, and I genuinely regret making that much trouble on here. I acknowledge that such reactions are not correct and can disrupt the harmonious coexistence within the community.

I promise to be more understanding and tolerant in the future. My behavior is … Read more

I fell asleep yesterday during Ela aka the class i'm in right now and I feel like I'm going to fall asleep again. Help. How do I stay awake???

There exists a world that you can only reach between 3:30 and 3:33 am, before you travel I must advise you of a few rules,

Rule #1. No matter how lovely they are Do not pick the flowers If you do, you’ll never get rid of them.

rule #2. If you see a tall man with no face Just keep walking. Whatever you do, do not stop to look at him.

rule #3. If someone offers you tea, politely decline and keep walking, if they follow you Run. Anything is better than drinking the tea.

and rule #4, The most important of them all. Wear a watch at all times, Time is weird there and if you don’t have a clock on you time will warp into Nothingness and you won’t know when to leave.

thats all, safe travels

Hahahahaha you fools! You all think you’re so smart. You think you can win in the end but no! I have won. I HAVE WON!!

btw I see people asking "wtf happened to the stig he used to be cool" no he never was

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