My aunt bought me Nair and now I can be all smooth and pretty and possibly make my brother bald my mixing it into the shampoo but being smooth and pretty is my first priority :3

This is the WJE genie. I will grant wishes and predict your miserable future. The AG family will all get very rich and famous and become the next Kardashians leosarefire will recover from their eye surgery and move to North Korea because they are Ching Chong Hanjisungswife, yuri, kidzbopuwu, and all the aussies will move to New Zealand. Dagger and Dagger Jr. will become the owners of WJE and overthrow trolls BoredPanda will cease to exist in a day or so. I have been looking through all the comments. These predictions will be true in no time! In the meantime, the trolling will begin.

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Is it bad that when i'm at my mom's house the upstairs bathroom is my safe place? I will sit on a pillow with the door shut and locked with the lights turned off and I will listen to music at full volume to just get away from everything...

Hi guys this Ae Chas (leo) friend, just call me Haerin. Me and leo have been friends ever since we were six so we’re really close and now we’re both teens so lol I don’t want to make this super dramatic because it’s the opposite of what leo wants but please try being nice to them lol

Hi guys sorry I was not able to text you all but the surgery happened I had to leave my phone at home It was honestly really scary They we’re having problems with the anastesia machines so it hurt a bit The surgery is done now I got home like an hour ago and my eyes have been like really red and puffy Also I did ask the doctors to get out of it It didn’t work

Guys so I finally found the baggy jeans NCT U video Idk why but I did not know it existed And I cried lol

People, I won't be here for much longer, I'm dying. I don't know what I have but I dont have much longer to live, my heartrate got down to 10 today and my oxygen levels got to 20 the doctotrs dont know whats wrong but I fear the worst, if I don't survive, I'd like to thank wade for his jokes and helping me get through hard times, the rest of you are amazing. It was nice getting to talk to you all.

Hiii :3 I dont know any of yall but Godzilla -1.0's theatrical run has been extended again! its also been introduced to new theaters all over the world!! Be sure to make sure that ur able to catch it!! Even if ur not a G-fan, its a great movie!!

KAHN VE PLIZE STUP ZE FRICKINK DRAMA! Isee people bullying ze ozher people too, Gven is not ze only vone. For Gahd's sake just do jokez, if you vant to bully somevone do it in your fahmilee! You peepul don't even know each ozher but we're still doink zhis stupit NONSENSE! JUST MAKE JOKES PEÖPLE! Zhat is vhy it's called "Woahst JOAKES evah" not "Bully people EVAH" SO SHUT UP UND GET A LIFE DUM DUMS! Geez! Ze only veas… Read more