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please I'm on every day requested multiple friends on the app and they all joined so please let me be a admin I have been on the app sense my 6th grade year I'm in 8th now I have another account named ligma balls 2.0 so please let me a admin

Aight real talk will the chiefs get the 1 seed, chiefs still have to play the Browns, Texans, and Steelers while the Bills still have to play the 49ers, Rams, Lions, and jets. I have no doubt Allen will win some of these games but if the chiefs win out they get the 1 seed and the Lions-Bills game could potentially be what determines the AFC.

guys wtf is wrong with the anons PLEASE use another name why ru pretending to be me 😭😭😭

Guys, for whatever reason, please do NOT use fly trap paper to wax your asshole!!!

Today, I was trying to search around my house for some waxing paper because my intertwined lengthy asshole hairs created a humid environment to where sweat and fungus was able to be produced. Then, I looked in my father's garage and I was able to find a large sheet of waxing paper (or so I thought).

The waxing paper was yellow for wh… Read more

Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more

I get it. You hated him 4 years ago and you still do today

I have seen a lot hate and vitriol thrown his way, but the guy is an overachiever and defies the odds.

Perhaps it is jealousy and people can't stand the thought of how much money and success he has.

Yeah, it may be true that he has had his fair share of scandals. He may have told a few lies here and there and twisted the truth to make himself look better. … Read more

Do not put your penis in a vacuum cleaner. Please do not insert your penis into a vacuum cleaner.

For starters, the vacuum cleaner might be dirty. It's likely that there might be dirt, dust, and bacteria that could cause an infection if they come into contact with sensitive tissues.

The vacuum cleaner is also dry. The penis is meant to be moist, and a vacuum cleaner with high suction power could chafe some of the d… Read more

when you're just a chill guy but the yns with knee surg tmrw getting hawk tuahed on by the uncs rizzing the gruzz but lowkey fw the huzz

Watching this site is so strange, some people leave while others stay, and almost everyone has the iq of a monkey

Ok, we all know the web is truly toast when we actually start looking at the jokes, side of the web

Guys today was my first day of school i just hate it i want it to go back to the same thing it was last year, it's gonna take a lot of time getting used to school now, i even got seperated from my friends Yuri and Chadette. I miss 2023, and 2022 and 2021, i would do nearly anything to go back, LITERALLY ALMOST ANYTHING

This site has not been whole for such a long time idk if I even know the concept of bananas anymore

My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called “earth,” I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didn’t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and I’m sorry. I’m sorry for rejecting help. I’m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The only… Read more