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Okay guys, I did it. If you ever get bullied, here's the right thing to say, all of my reception and yr 1 teachers told me to do this, It always works-

Just say "Stop it, I don't like it!"

This is completely a waist of time, but worth it at the same time.

*Dad's sitting on the couch reading news paper when wife walks in*

Husband: "This music.. Is the final boss coming? Or worse.. It's my wife..."

Wife: "You jobless monkey... Money to pay bills doesn't grow on tree's"

Husband: "Well it's no my fault.. And I was born poor *Over it* If I was son of Bill Gates I'd bathe in money.."

Wife: "First go bat… Read more

Hello i am New here.I have been active since almost 2 Months on the german Version of this Website schlechtewitze.com.Its Time to lets get this started.Here we go ig.

Hey! I wanted to thank you all for all the likes! Really makes my day! Anyways, I have some helpful things you could do if your feeling mad, sad, ect! Hope this helps <3

Angry:

Push a wall, maybe you're thinking it's something you want to push. It releases the negativity that you might be feeling.

Once you've calmed down, maybe tell a friend or parent your concerns. You could also go to support, Hailey my friend … Read more

Geez, kids, if you are mad about the jokes on here, you dug your own grave. Dagger is just doing what the websites for, and if your mad about that, LEAVE THE FUCKING WEBSITE.

What are your favourite foods, drinks, shows and animals?

Mine: Food: Tim tams :D Drink: Fanta Show: At the moment, D4RIES Anima: SLOTH!!!! 🦥🦥🦥🦥

jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter

please like this. i bet my friend 20 bucks that i would get to 15 likes before him

True funny story. Today on the school bus I looked at one of the older kids behind me and said “do you like hentai?” Then he said “no do you?”, then I said yeah then he said “do you jack off?” Then i said “yes” then i said “lets shake hands” after we shook hands the girl siting next to him started laughing and said “why did you do that!”, the guy quickly used alot of hand sanitiser after relizeing why i shook his hand

To all of the people that don't believe that SHAYLIE LOL is dead: It is bull shit that you boys,girls ,women and grown ass men are saying shit like oh she faked her death oh she just wants attention well gess what your wrong I was at the hospital the day of her death and yah we fought alot but as some say,but her death made me think about how I treated her and you people are going to harass sombody who looks like her cousin its bull shit and it better fucking stop I want all of you to think about what you said what if it was your family member that died and people did the same shit to you people just think how it would make you feel.

HIYA ALL! MY USERNAME IS LUAISY4EVA! BUT U GUYS CAN CALL ME LUAISY! Btw I'm a girl The reason why I have a nintendo high profile pic is because it was cute so I chose it

Hi guys, so I have a friend who is really important to me, and her name is Caitlyn. And I'm asking if you could do one thing for me.

So, Caitlyns got a few nicknames, Cat, Katey, etc. But her Worst jokes ever username is 'Caitlyn'. She only just started on this about a week ago and I would love it if you could keep an eye out for her jokes, and always press the like button for her because she really loves it when sm… Read more

Alright, here comes the biggest and most DIFFICULT question in this planet:

Which is better? Cats, or dogs?

My answer is 🐶🐶🐶🐶🐶