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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face.

For instance, when you push them down the stairs.

Where the fuck is the community. I'm getting a bit lonely and bored. Jake, please come back bro. Impostor Hailey, go kys. Real Hailey, please come back. Same with you, Caitlyn. This website is a dump now.

Hailey, if you are the real one, post a face reveal in the meme's section, or as your profile pic. But it has to be different from the last ones.

Did y'all know that according to cannibals the most delicious part of the human body is the eyes?

What happened: My mom found out about the website so i made a new account on my ipad! I also got caitlyn in trouble but I missed you guys so much!! Caitlyn says hi!

Hailey, if you are the real one, what were we fighting about? Who else was involved?

Shower Thoughts:

- Cheating in exams is just studying at the wrong time. - Parents are the opposite of fake friends. They have your back when you aren't there and talk shit about you to your face. - Technically, the biggest difference between surfing and snowboarding is just the temperature of the water. - If a tomato is a fruit, is ketchup a smoothie? - Does a straw have one hole or two? - Can you daydream at night? - When you’re alone in a room, you’re the only person in the world who can see what you can. - Millions of people are in synchronization with your breathing right now.

Im gonna fucking kms, why? THIS- bro im crying rn (not as a joke) here is the email I sent my mom

Uhm, remember when I gave your number to my friend? so when I pass my classes I can go over to their house? They had their number in their backpack pocket, and they were like "ADDISON IM GONNA CALL YOUR MOM" I freaked out, and I don't wanna get in trouble, so I'm apologizing now, instead of waiting until get home, and they called you about planned pregnancy, and I took the phone out of their hands and tried hanging up, but it didn't work, and I'm sorry. please don't me mad.

and I'm crying so hard rn ima kms

How we will piss on the moon: https://youtu.be/dPCpGSjNxHo How to defend ur computer w/ a baguette: https://youtu.be/lnncvVlt2mw

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Well guys, it seems I've befallen the same fate as Hailey and Caitlyn. My mom made a strange and sudden discovery about my usage of this site and flipped her lid. As such, I'm not allowed on here. Don't think I'm gone though. I'll be back, trust me. You'll know me when you see me. Until then, Chad King Jake out!