I'm incredibly bored with nothing to do so I'm gonna say this:
What do you guys think the best chocolates known to man kind are?
Here are some of my fave's:
~Tim tams
~Cherry ripes
~Milky way
~Caramilk
~Freddo frogs
~Snickers
~Mars bar
Hmmm, what else? 😜
To all of the people who have called me ugly:
Your opinion on my looks doesn't change my personality. I may be ugly, I may be a disgrace to look at, but I don't care. You're not the judge of what is beautiful, so fuck off. I know I'm ugly, and having so many people tell me this has made my self esteem image 100 times worse. So I hope you can all sleep well knowing that you ruined my image of myself.
And you're right. I am ugly.
GENESIS 6 Wickedness in the World 1When human beings began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them, 2the sons of God saw that the daughters of humans were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose. 3Then the Lord said, “My Spirit will not contend with humans forever, for they are mortal; their days will be a hundred and twenty years.” 4The Nephilim were on the earth in those days—a… Read more
With Halloween just around the corner (or already happening for many people), I found it fitting to conclude this series of questions with one relating to the holiday. And so, here it is:
What is your FAVORITE CANDY? Which one makes your eyes light up when you look into your bag? Which one makes your tongue tingle in excitement? There seems to be a lot of location variance on here so I’m very interested in seeing the replies!!
Look Cacey, I'm not necessarily MAD or UPSET or ANYTHING like that with you, I'm just... Idk what the word is if I'm being honest. I'm dealing with my 🩸 and Its not easy. Sorry x
GENESIS 5 From Adam to Noah 1This is the written account of Adam’s family line. When God created mankind, he made them in the likeness of God. 2He created them male and female and blessed them. And he named them “Mankind” when they were created. 3When Adam had lived 130 years, he had a son in his own likeness, in his own image; and he named him Seth. 4After Seth was born, Adam lived 800 years and had other sons and d… Read more
Why is this site filled with dumbass little kids and braindead monkey zoomers? This site is supposed to be for adult jokes made by and for respectable, civilized, humans. instead it's filled with twitter-loving consumer algorithm-fried zoomers and children. Fucking ban them already or make a containment site to filter that garbage out, we the community want to see true jokes on the front page, not "IF THIS HITS 69 LI… Read more
some of the jokes are funny and of them are sad
ANOUNCEMENT! JAKE IS THE NEW RIDDLER KING!
Hey I got a riddle for y’all.
In 1893, a family in a rural village welcomed twins. One a girl, and the other a boy. The girl was named Martha and the boy named Henry. As the children grew, their family’s fortune did as well, and soon they were able to move out of the rural village and into the city. It is now 1903, and the family of 4 purchases a large house and several acres of land on the edge of the city. Over th… Read more
Aw shit, the kids got to the computer, and are now sending radar signals to the police station, guess I have to burn them now to get rid of the evidence.
The Pedo next door,wtf is wrong with you.
im bk for a second to update yall that the reason im sick is apparently i have a massive spider bite that can eat flesh sooo
jake got the correct awnser to the whats a fruit bird and person, a kiwi
RIDDLE TIME!
type in the comments your awnsers guess the difference how is 1 and 10 the same 5 and 9 is the same but 4 and 7 is not the same??
Halloween is my favorite time of year because I can kidnap and mutilate those bloody children right off the streets and nobody will bat an eye. They'll just talk about what a funny stunt it was or tell me how impressive my "realistic" decoration is They'll never know the truth
Conversation with my younger self 🥰😭
Did Rosie get better?
No, she sadly left us all on the 4th of November (?) in 2017, but then we got a new puppy called Raven who we love very much.
Oh, is Lily still our bestie?
Not exactly, Lily moved to Broken hill at the end of year 2... But we still talk everyday!
Wow, are we still at the hub?
No, we moved to a new campus and we made AMAZING friends and memories there,… Read more
Hey guys! Halloween's in like, a day, and if you celebrate and are going trick or treating with your best friend, here are some really cool +fun costume ideas!!
2 M&M's
Cat and Mouse (I'm probably doing this with my best friend)
The old classic, thing 1 and thing 2
Tomato sauce and mustard 😂
Devil and an angel
Cloud and lighting
A plant and a watering can
This ones really stupid, but funny- Coke can and a Pe… Read more
how's life, everyone? is it swell or is it punching you in the stomach?
I am the danger
