y'all wassupps i am back maybe 80% of the time
:)
Why the fuck is nobody no?
I leaving this website if no one talks to me in the next 24hours
You me, gas station..what are we having for dinner? sushi ofc, uh oh looks like there was a roofie in our gas station sushi, we black out and wake up in the sewers were surrounded by fish, horny fish, you know what that means FISH ORGY, the stench draws in a bear, what are we going to do.. WERE GONNA FIGHT IT. Bear fight, bear handed, bear...naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after beating it in a brawl, we r⦠Read more
the craziest shit just happened to me wtf
Itβs snowing so heavy outside I canβt see across the river. The river is in my backyard.
I love geometry... because I can do all the angels
Guy Fact #6: Men would rather take a bullet than pick up tampons at the grocery store for their wife.
Aw great, the kids have taken over completly
I just learned that twitter allows pedos on the site
Guy Fact #5: If you find dirty socks and underwear near-to or semi-near the hamper, there is a man nearby.
Guy Fact #3: When going up the stairs behind a girl, a guy will always look down.
Looks like we got another update. Thanks for, once again, improving the website, Matt!
Hey everyone how are y'all I don't want to go to school in the morning
For the boys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVoK_qhRrA8
Did you know the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park were all female so they didn't have to animate big floppy dicks.
Jazzy look at the doc!!!!!
do you consider the work "cis" a slur??
be civil in comments if you don't agree
I am being forced to stay up now that Iβm finally tired during the weekend
My mom put an internet thing so I canβt be online from 9:00 pm to 7:00 am but Iβll probably try to disable it. If I canβt Iβll tell you in the morning