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    • I’m going to get double jaw surgery in an hour I’m still home my mom is gonna drive me in thirty minutes I’m so scared lol I saw videos of people recovering an apparently it takes a bit longer then the other one I got Anyways I won’t be posting for two to three days because I have to stay in the hospital for a while :) I’m scared I’ll miss you all As soon as I finish I’ll make a post

    • I drank four monsters in the span of one hour I wanna pass out lol I want food but I’m so worried about what my mom thinks

    • I'm Gabe's (Mid-Western Motherfucker) old friend from when he visited toronto in the 2000's. I would like to say that you all changed him very much, when we met he was grumpy terrifying and rude, but in recent times he was happier and talking about you guys. My honest thanks for helping him be a better man and my apologies for his passing, I hope you will all remember him. (If you don't believe me he had his account saved on his fridge door and I will comment from his account on this post)

    • The Gigachad is happy to see everyone doing well. The Gigachad is also sad a stupid beta female named Opal framed his beautiful wife, The Gigastacey.

    • This is the WJE genie. I will grant wishes and predict your miserable future. The AG family will all get very rich and famous and become the next Kardashians leosarefire will recover from their eye surgery and move to North Korea because they are Ching Chong Hanjisungswife, yuri, kidzbopuwu, and all the aussies will move to New Zealand. Dagger and Dagger Jr. will become the owners of WJE and overthrow trolls BoredPanda will cease to exist in a day or so. I have been looking through all the comments. These predictions will be true in no time! In the meantime, the trolling will begin.

    • Well, today has quite obviously been a very eventful day on the site, particularly in the last few hours. Does anyone have any reflections regarding the events that have transpired here?

    • WorstJokesEver 2 Coming Soon as the site is dying rapidly and will soon be deleted.

    All of the new BoredPanda members are welcome to migrate. Follow this account to stay updated.

    • Hey, people! My stepmother had been to the store with my baby brother today. She came home at 14:30 or something, (European time) she asked me to help her carry the groceries bags. [note: the bags are made out of plastic]

    I did as I was asked for. The stairs I had to walk down has 18 steps. (yes, I count every step in a staircase when I walk in one.) The staircase ain’t very steep. The ninth step is big, you c… Read more

    • Hi guys sorry I was not able to text you all but the surgery happened I had to leave my phone at home It was honestly really scary They we’re having problems with the anastesia machines so it hurt a bit The surgery is done now I got home like an hour ago and my eyes have been like really red and puffy Also I did ask the doctors to get out of it It didn’t work

    • Is it bad that when i'm at my mom's house the upstairs bathroom is my safe place? I will sit on a pillow with the door shut and locked with the lights turned off and I will listen to music at full volume to just get away from everything...

    • Hi guys this Ae Chas (leo) friend, just call me Haerin. Me and leo have been friends ever since we were six so we’re really close and now we’re both teens so lol I don’t want to make this super dramatic because it’s the opposite of what leo wants but please try being nice to them lol