A few weeks ago my grandma called her puppy named Pickles a terrorist. I think the puppy committed 9/11.

I'm on the internet, posing as a little girl I'm tryin' to lure evil into my world I tell them that I'm curious, and I'm only twelve Mom and Dad are gone for the day; I'm by myself Buckets of throw up are next to my computer Hopin' that they show up, 'cause what I'm about to do to them Would make the Devil sick: I sharpen my blade Frontin' to this perv like I'm only in the seventh grade The doorbell rings, I gotta ge… Read more

I’m gonna pull a Jake and officially announce my one week hiatus. I’ll be on till the end of the day but I won’t be on starting tmw, or I’ll be like Jake and end up breaking said hiatus. But idk. Why am I doing this? Reasons. That I shall not say. And until I can get myself to the point of not caring about said reasons, and not giving a shit, I’m gonna prob be on less. This also means I won’t be on uwu crew either.

Everyone, @joe and the hoe got to go is Ashton Parkes. He’s rejoining the site and wants to start doing better, so please treat him as you would any other member. If anything happens, message me directly rather than escalating thing on the site, and I will handle it.

It’s come to my attention some of my buddy chum pals are noticing I’ve been acting “off” lately, just wanted to say don’t worry, I’m FINE. Now that I’ve gotten that out of the way, Ima be on less cause of irl issues, ya boi doesn’t wanna be shipped off to Military School. And other shit. Because life. Don’t worry I’m not leaving, you’re not losing me, I’ll just be on less. I’ll try to be in daily, but less. I’ll ch… Read more

guys, on microsoft teams yesterday, this guy's sister just started sending feet pics on the whole class gc. SHOCKING!!

Heheh so I got a confession..the pic I showed Amy, Virgo, and Toast was NOT me. The masked one was, but the unmasked one was not me, that was my buddy. One of his yearbook photos. Kind of a rate my ugly friend thing lmao, so get TRICKED! Happy Halloween! Also the TREAT was the temporary Maid Wade pfp, so if u missed that, wait till Thanksgiving! Happy Halloween bozos!

Fletcher?Wade?Jakey?Blach?Virgo?Someone That id wanna talk to, or doesn't annoy the hell outaa me?

OK. SO THE POLL IS OVER. I’ll either post a pic of me or do Maid Wade for a while ur choice.

words cannot explain how much i care abt u (the person reading this)

anyways happy halloween everyone, i hope all of u will enjoy halloween. stay safe and have a great day

Help me...I’ve fallen down the Amazing Digital Circus rabbit hole..