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sup its ya big bitch edp445 coming to tell you that my website edp445.com is updated and running! come check it out for more fun and games

I have a friend whose little sister has stage four cancer. and I’m doing everything I can to support her. but she’s being really mean and judgy, and overall really really horrible towards me, and Idk what to do about it. she treats all of our other friends fine but for me. should I tell her that the way she’s treating me is not ok? or should It let it slide. pls help!

I don't think that this section is meant for chatting?

Its for Jokes you can tell to a community.

Soooo I'm gonna sum up what I did in this year (2045). First off, I tied up ZEPHYR and fucked his hoe shay after drugging her. She died in a crash on her way home. Then I tortured ZEPHYR and forced him to tell me all his jokes and I used his jokes to get some real ass bitches. I also got rich off of my jokes and bought this website and renamed it into BESTJOKESEVER. Now all of the jokes on BESTJOKESEVER.COM must be top tier or I will personally come to your house and beat the shit out of you.

coment if youve lost someone you loved so much and if you had the chance to go back in time and tell them you loved them because i would

What's worse, dating someone two yrs younger than you, or telling someone six yrs younger to kill themself

public announcement to The Stigg

get the fuck off this website or shape up and treat people like humans. stop telling people to die. you are having a negative impact on these peoples lives and ruining the community, and if you don't want to play nice, than you can go fuck yourself on the some dad joke websites

TO THE STIG AND ONLY THE STIG I would like to talk to you plzz because im a minor and you told me to kill myself im 13 your 19 that could put you in jail so if you dont know people who are on hear you need to fucking stop because there are 45,799 suersides a year and you could be part of it telling someone to kill them self is not a good thing how would you feel as a 13 yearold or younger and some stranger told you to kill yourself now you said your 19 well then FUCKING GROW UP AND ACT YOUR AGE

Man I see yall fight an stuff but like no one cares shikari and Stig shut up mostly shikari though this is a joke site not a venting site could you please no spam songs or just random stuff and Stig stop telling people to kill themselves it's not nice but fr shut your traps if you don't have a joke to say

3 dudes are prepared to become priest.The head priest says go complete one bad deed before you vow your life to no sins.They say ok.The first dude comes back and the head priest says so what did you do.I robbed a gas station he responded.Ok go wash yourself in the holy water to cleanse yourself of your sins.The second guy comes back and tells the head priest that he robbed a bank.Ok thats a little overkill but go wash yourself in the holy water.The third guy comes back and the Head priest says there is no way you can top what the other two did but please what did you do.The third guy responds I peed in the holy water.

if you had to tell me one thing you dont like about me what would it be if you dont know me just coment some and ill answer

gess the song

I can tell you've been crying (yeah) I can tell when you're lying, I can see it on your face I can hear it in the silence That you don't know if we really have what it takes All you ever needed was a meaning to the words that I said But you didn't believe me when I told you that I loved you to death Oh, I never meant to leave you crying in the rain I tried Said forever, now forever feels so far away I … Read more

to the stig how old are you because you act like your two and dude just stop telling people to kill their self its fucking anoying and rude as hell

I hate it when dudes try to chase me But I love it when you try to save me 'Cause I'm just a lady I love it when we play 1950 So cold that your stare's 'bout to kill me I'm suprised when you kiss me So tell me why my gods look like you And tell me why it's wrong So, I'll wait For you I'll pray I will keep on waiting for your love For you I'll wait I will keep on waiting for your Did you mean it when you said I was pr… Read more

I’ve been useing tgis site for awile but can somebody tell me are aconts saved to device? Do I get notifications if I make an acont? I’m ten I can’t let my hot mom see this website I’ll be deadbeat. Also can website owners ban panoply who only have bad puns I think it was better when it was all ofenceive and morbid

Johnny Johnny? Yes pa pa Eating Sugar? Yes pa pa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing i can reach and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar. Smoking? Telling lies? Yes pa pa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.

I kinda wanna stay here all alone keep to myself and just stay home Having to correct every thought I have might be part of the reason I feel sad But life supposedly gets easier this way Or so they say But I guess I just can't give in When the world tells me no I still feel it in my bones Yeah this is our society but i'm coming clean I'm still a believer Let's call a cab and we'll get out of town Two blocks down we'l… Read more