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Yo, what's crackalakin my nigga? This ya boy EDP445, voice of the streets, and I gotta set the record straight. Now, some haters out there tryna paint me as the villain, but I'm here to spit truth straight from my soul. So, lemme address these allegations and justify that I ain't done no wrong.

First off, these accusations don't hold no weight. People sayin' I did this or that, but where's the proof? I'm innocent ti… Read more

Me: Yo I just stopped a kid from getting kidnapped. My friend: Wait how?!? Me: Self control.

Yes I know that this is a joke but I feel like everyone is on the community part of this website soooo yeah.

Hey, people! My stepmother had been to the store with my baby brother today. She came home at 14:30 or something, (European time) she asked me to help her carry the groceries bags. [note: the bags are made out of plastic]

I did as I was asked for. The stairs I had to walk down has 18 steps. (yes, I count every step in a staircase when I walk in one.) The staircase ain’t very steep. The ninth step is big, you can f… Read more

bruh I fucking wanna kill myself

I tried to run away Monday night and got caught yesterday afternoon life is horrible and I made it all so much worse the person who I ran away with is in a mental institute handcuffed to a hospital bed rn

None of you dimwits have anything left to say and I honestly don't blame anyone for leaving this website anymore. If you scroll through the chat all you will see is "Who's here??" and "Anyone on?" by the same 4 people. No one on this website is smart enough to maintain a simple human conversation, it all just feels fake or stolen. After being on this website for 6+ months, it appears that worstjokesever.com has been … Read more

I saw someone from my class at the store today and it was so awkward because he said hey to me and my sister and the only thing I could think to do was a L at him because I was half asleep and I have him in 4 of my classes and i don't know what to do.

write in the comments 1 word phrases that w say everyday that when read in a text sound sarcastic

Bro this girl tryna get me in trouble with agreeing with someone. I love how stupid some people are, especially when nobody cares not the teacher, not anyone she's just a pick me. But how is everyone?

there is 4 gay people at a bar, but there is only 1 chair what do they do

They flip the chair upside down