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When I was 5 my mom got mixed up with a drug deal gone wrong and they shot up my mom blue Toyota and my brother was right beside me and a bullet went straight through my car seat almost killing me

RIP Jake He was too young Last words: "Come on, I'm sure it's not illegal" Before being shot to death for pedophelia. She said she was 15, not 12. So sad, I'm sorry Madi.

I was driving, driving to the hospital. I'd only be asleep for a year. Only a year, right? “It'd be too late to back out now” I thought to myself. So I just kept driving. Soon the sky went dark, and all cars had headlights. It wasn't much longer until I arrived at St.nicks hospital. Once I finally did, it was definitely too late to back out, so I went inside. I went to dr.Foreman’s office. “Jackie!” I heard from be… Read more

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I'm back....I thought I was done, but I guess the myth is true. You will always return to WJE. Anyway, I don't give 2 shots if you welcome me back or not. I'm going to stay because I can and because I have drama to handle. But no worries, I am always here to annoy the absolute shit out of you. YOU ARE VERY WELCOME ̄\(°_o)/ ̄

—Seth G

THE PLAN:

Dagger Jr. rechecked the plan in the dark underbelly of WJE's community section, making sure everyone knew their role. "Alright, guys, remember, as soon as we see DonutDrawzz's comment, we all reply with 'KYS' simultaneously. We have to show her we won't tolerate her behavior anymore."

Wade, determined and ready, nodded. "I've been waiting for this moment. It's time to stand up to this bully and protect o… Read more

Uh oh, and here we go Yeah, that's Mike E. Clark And we're the Insane Clown Posse And this here is the chop chop slide If you heard something similar to this Fuck that, 'cause we the shit Juggalos, what's our signal? Whoop-whoop! That's right! Now what we gonna do is clap four times quickly and bust the signal Whoop-whoop! Whoop-whoop! Yeah, not bad, not bad But let's do it again, some of y'all were a little slow on … Read more

pop goes your mom’s back cause i stepped on a crack of rizz, i do not have a lack i am not black i have a very big rack i used to live in a shack now i live in the back of the house of a guy named zack i can definitely take your flak maybe your name should be jack cause i shot a pack of ducks that go quack

A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife." (Repost!)

GENESIS 40 Joseph Interprets Two Prisoners’ Dreams 1Some time after this, the cupbearer of the king of Egypt and his baker committed an offense against their lord the king of Egypt. 2And Pharaoh was angry with his two officers, the chief cupbearer and the chief baker, 3and he put them in custody in the house of the captain of the guard, in the prison where Joseph was confined. 4The captain of the guard appointed Jose… Read more

My teacher asked us what is sex. My friend, Bobby got up and said in a loud, clear voice "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, Where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she feinted.