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My brothers and sisters in christ i just want to let u know the god loves u no matter who or what u are he loves u
Who are the 8 pope online
did you pray today?
where are my fellow pastafarians?
Jake if you are on idk if you hate me too but idk why angel hates me its so out of the blue and im stressing tf out rn so if you know then pls tell me im not gonna be on for a lil bit bc im going to church but yeah.
any other pastafarians on here???
Angel?
ALLAH AKBHARRRR
Angel
Ok nevermind GG Miller. You may not be one of (((them))), your degenerate country (America) is brainwashed into worshipping the Sabbath on a Saturday like (((them))). Not on the Sunday (like Christians). Sorry I lashed out at you. I just hate (((them))) because they are very sinister, conniving, monsters, and they destroy nations. (((They))) are literally parasites, and people do nothing about them because they have been brainwashed.
GENESIS 43 Joseph’s Brothers Return to Egypt 1Now the famine was severe in the land. 2And when they had eaten the grain that they had brought from Egypt, their father said to them, “Go again, buy us a little food.” 3But Judah said to him, “The man solemnly warned us, saying, ‘You shall not see my face unless your brother is with you.’ 4If you will send our brother with us, we will go down and buy you food. 5But if yo… Read more
For those of you that don’t know Christianity is just a Jewish cult that has no historical or religious depth rather than hey this dude is a zombie for example Jesus was crusified because he claimed to be king of Jews so really if your Cranston you should just switch to Jewish because that’s basically what you belive in but more accurate better yet just be non religious like me
should I keep posting the bible
And God said to Jake, "Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life." But Jake came fifth and won a pan.
GENESIS 39 Joseph and Potiphar’s Wife 1Now Joseph had been brought down to Egypt, and Potiphar, an officer of Pharaoh, the captain of the guard, an Egyptian, had bought him from the Ishmaelites who had brought him down there. 2The Lord was with Joseph, and he became a successful man, and he was in the house of his Egyptian master. 3His master saw that the Lord was with him and that the Lord caused all that he did to … Read more
GENESIS 38 Judah and Tamar 1It happened at that time that Judah went down from his brothers and turned aside to a certain Adullamite, whose name was Hirah. 2There Judah saw the daughter of a certain Canaanite whose name was Shua. He took her and went in to her, 3and she conceived and bore a son, and he called his name Er. 4She conceived again and bore a son, and she called his name Onan. 5Yet again she bore a son, an… Read more
GENESIS 37 Joseph’s Dreams 1Jacob lived in the land of his father’s sojournings, in the land of Canaan. 2These are the generations of Jacob. Joseph, being seventeen years old, was pasturing the flock with his brothers. He was a boy with the sons of Bilhah and Zilpah, his father’s wives. And Joseph brought a bad report of them to their father. 3Now Israel loved Joseph more than any other of his sons, because he was th… Read more
GENESIS 35 God Blesses and Renames Jacob 1God said to Jacob, “Arise, go up to Bethel and dwell there. Make an altar there to the God who appeared to you when you fled from your brother Esau.” 2So Jacob said to his household and to all who were with him, “Put away the foreign gods that are among you and purify yourselves and change your garments. 3Then let us arise and go up to Bethel, so that I may make there an alta… Read more
GENESIS 34 The Defiling of Dinah 1Now Dinah the daughter of Leah, whom she had borne to Jacob, went out to see the women of the land. 2And when Shechem the son of Hamor the Hivite, the prince of the land, saw her, he seized her and lay with her and humiliated her. 3And his soul was drawn to Dinah the daughter of Jacob. He loved the young woman and spoke tenderly to her. 4So Shechem spoke to his father Hamor, saying, … Read more
GENESIS 32 Jacob Prepares to Meet Esau 1Jacob also went on his way, and the angels of God met him. 2When Jacob saw them, he said, “This is the camp of God!” So he named that place Mahanaim. 3Jacob sent messengers ahead of him to his brother Esau in the land of Seir, the country of Edom. 4He instructed them: “This is what you are to say to my lord Esau: ‘Your servant Jacob says, I have been staying with Laban and hav… Read more