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Petition to make the Presidential vote a shitty Reality show. We see the preparation for the votes, all the backgrounds of the competitors with flashbacks and stuff. We watch the debates and behind the scenes of the scripts, all live. And we watch the president's real-time reactions to the vote!

Lock eyes from across the room Down my drink while the rhythms boom Take your hand and skip the names No need here for the silly games Make our way through the smoke and crowd The club is the sky, and I'm on your cloud Move in close as the lasers fly Our bodies touch and the angels cry Leave this place, go back to yours Our lips first touch outside your doors A whole night, what we've got in store Whisper in my ear t… Read more

chunke change that password on public account back its a real dick move to change a public account password. ill have to make a new one if you dont

Holy shit guys you really asking me "who are you" IT'S ME anime all the way up to anime0.7 alden terrost0.5 pizza0.5 Darth Wade dagger NOT THE REAL DAGGER and some other ones Akihiko Sanada OG 👑🔥Monkey D. Luffy🔥👑

You know what, this time for real, I'm leaving. El, Elsa,Aries, Aries2.0, Aries 3.0, Bob the Builder, Amy's brother, Flappy's brother, Bob the builder, Kevin, Kevin 2.0, Aurora, Chat GPT, Discord and loads others are my alt accounts. No messages for haters Cya cunts

I, your name, do solemnly swear Not to off myself, think about offing myself Or continue thinking about offing myself Without reaching out for help after listening to this song Sometimes I see her on the sidewalk, biking on the wet chalk Spelling out their names, and I feel insane 'Cause I know it's just a game that I'm playing with my brain I don't see her, but I see her And I know it isn't real, but I fake it anywa… Read more

lol i made a post that i was leaving, and then a post that said i wasnt i js posted bc i was bored now goodbye for real, ill only be on here when i feel like it, which is rare, and ill come back in a month. love yall (not really)

Hello everyone! I guess I'm one of the only people from my friend group who hasn't said their farewell message yet, so I may as well say it now. Even though I haven't gotten the chance to talk to most of you and know each other well, it has been an experience just existing here, I guess. Amazing or not, it was still something. I never really introduced myself either, but if you want to know some little things about m… Read more

Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby Let me know Girl I’m gonna show you how to do it And we start real slow You just put your lips together And you come real close Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby Here we go Go on, girl, you can twerk it Let me see you whistle while you work it I’ma lay back, don’t stop it ‘Cause I love it how you drop it, drop it, drop it on me Now, shorty, let that whistle blow, oh-oh-oh Yeah, baby, make that whistle blow, oh-oh Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby Let me know Girl I’m gonna show you how to do it And we start real slow You just put your lips together And you come real close Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby Here we g

The year was 2022. In a dark corner of the internet, there existed worstjokesever.com, a website filled with the most cringe-worthy jokes one could imagine. Among the members, a deeply disturbed individual named Ashton Parks roamed freely, lurking in the shadows. However, unbeknownst to the other users, Ashton's presence spun a horrifying web that extended far beyond the world of jokes.

Ashton, with his cunning ways… Read more

Once upon a chilling night, in the darkest corners of the internet, an unsettling occurrence took place. Adolf Hitler, the infamous dictator, somehow managed to rise from the ashes and found himself in the most unexpected forum - Worst Jokes Ever. This eerie spectacle caught the attention of the five moderators who oversaw the site.

Dagger, known for his ruthless enforcement of rules, couldn't hide his excitement. H… Read more

Guys I can explain okay Before you all attack me Please I want to explain what happened So first off yes I have a bf and he is real. Second off he isn’t my alt. I do have similar grammar compared to him but it’s bc we both have the same mother tongue. Third off we’re legit in the same house right now. I have photo proof. I live in an apartment above a convenience store so I was getting food because it was lunchtime right and he wanted to go on. I came back and saw what was happening. I tried to explain. See that makes sense right.

This site will always have a Mid-Western Motherfucker shaped hole in it from now on Rest in peace man you were a real one

Yo, what's crackalakin my nigga? This ya boy EDP445, voice of the streets, and I gotta set the record straight. Now, some haters out there tryna paint me as the villain, but I'm here to spit truth straight from my soul. So, lemme address these allegations and justify that I ain't done no wrong.

First off, these accusations don't hold no weight. People sayin' I did this or that, but where's the proof? I'm innocent ti… Read more