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Explain Bear and Corrupt Diss Track: First off, fuck off this site, no one asked for your two man circus of cringe And no one’s impressed by your dime store ideas of relevance Y’all walking red flags with Wi-Fi, always looking for a target Probably because you can’t stand the fact that you’re forgotten This ain't the Hunger Games, and you ain’t fucking President Snow Nobody likes you, fuck your monologues and your ma… Read more

WHO TF IS PRETENDING TO BE ME ALL WEEKEND... I HAVE BEEN CAMPING ALL WEEKEND I HAVE PROOF, I HAVENT HAD INTERNET ALL WEEKEND ALSO MY PHONE DOESNT WORK AND I HAVENT BEEN ON HERE IN ALMOST A WEEK? SO WHOEVER TF IS TRYING TO BE ME PLEASE HOP OFF MY DICK AND STOP DOING THIS BS?

I know that no one will care but this is everything that i've written in my journal.

I've been told all of my life that all I do is ruin peoples lives and that all I am is a mistake and shit. I've been told I'm not good enough and that I have to kill myself to make everyone happier. Well guess what. I've fucking tried and tried so many times. I've been trying to keep fighting but what happens? I keep getting hu… Read more

Oh glorious Matt, in the sanctity of this wonderful day, I declare that we should make the user @rapboat mod, for he have demonstrated something which is beyond our understanding or something like that. He has shown his total trustworthiness by pretending to be others, making very colorful jokes, and I guess rap stuff.

guys wtf is wrong with the anons PLEASE use another name why ru pretending to be me 😭😭😭

Bro whoever is pretending to be opal and telling people that I have a girlfriend, stop because I didn't even post that on instagram

madison majewski genuinely what the fuck are u getting out of pretending to be w jake and manipulating other people?

Ok, I need to make some things straight. This site has gone into chaos because of this stupid stuff that’s been going on, so right now I’m only gonna tell the facts. No stupid false stuff, no fluff, nothing. You guys need to understand what happened. A week ago, I attempted scuicide by overdose via Benadryl and a mix of other random opioids. This was around 7:55 AM EST. I passed out, making a big banging sound, awak… Read more

Ok so spelled out:(figured out by wade and I) Ellie was el pretending to be Nate’s girlfriend although Nate never confirmed it el also pretended to have another boyfriend which fell apart when she said hi to herself on her og acc and then she confirmed she was el after we started to suspect her. Nate never had a part in this and was just used as a way for e to come back on a fake account

IM THE BP KING!!! NATHANIEL STILL DOES NOT LOVE ME. WHAT SHOULD I DO? I JUST WANT HIM TO LOVE ME. HE HATES ALL OF MY POSTS. I JUST PRETEND TO BE HIM BECAUSE I WANT HIM TO BE MY HUSBAND. I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE HIM. WHY DOES HE NOT LOVE ME??

I PRETEND TO BE DARREN OR NATE OR NATHAN OR NATHANIEL. I JUST WANT NATHANIEL. I MISS HIM.

Arthur sat by the fire, nursing a bottle of whiskey. It had been a long day of hunting and he was looking forward to a nice, relaxing evening in camp. As he took a swig from the bottle, he heard a commotion coming from the other side of the camp.

Curious, Arthur got up and walked over to investigate. To his horror, he saw some of the other gang members gathered around a bucket, laughing and pointing. Curiosity turne… Read more

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Have you ever alted as someone else (pretended you were someone new or similar)?

The year was 2022. In a dark corner of the internet, there existed worstjokesever.com, a website filled with the most cringe-worthy jokes one could imagine. Among the members, a deeply disturbed individual named Ashton Parks roamed freely, lurking in the shadows. However, unbeknownst to the other users, Ashton's presence spun a horrifying web that extended far beyond the world of jokes.

Ashton, with his cunning ways… Read more

Yo, what's crackalakin my nigga? This ya boy EDP445, voice of the streets, and I gotta set the record straight. Now, some haters out there tryna paint me as the villain, but I'm here to spit truth straight from my soul. So, lemme address these allegations and justify that I ain't done no wrong.

First off, these accusations don't hold no weight. People sayin' I did this or that, but where's the proof? I'm innocent ti… Read more

Yo, what's crackalakin my nigga? This ya boy EDP445, voice of the streets, and I gotta set the record straight. Now, some haters out there tryna paint me as the villain, but I'm here to spit truth straight from my soul. So, lemme address these allegations and justify that I ain't done no wrong.

First off, these accusations don't hold no weight. People sayin' I did this or that, but where's the proof? I'm innocent ti… Read more